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Old 07-28-2010, 09:51 PM   #1
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Default Anyone else hate Criss Angel?

I dunno what it is about the guy. Is it the speech impediment that makes him sound uber-fucking gay?

I think most magicians are pretty fucking annoying, anyway...David Blaine is another one I can't fucking stand.

Copperfield? Another creepy motherfucker.

Frankly, other than Penn and Teller (who are sort of the anti-magicians, anyway) I can't think of a magician that isn't totally annoying or creepy.

I think it might just stem from the fact that these people probably got into magic in the first place, just in order to have people to even wanna be near them, because they are such fucking annoying losers...but it makes you wonder.

Can someone name a magician that isn't just totally fucking creepy?

Please, someone prove me wrong.
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Old 07-28-2010, 09:54 PM   #2
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Comedy Magicians (Penn & Teller and such) are the only cool magicians. The rest of them are creepy mother fuckers.
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Comedy Magicians (Penn & Teller and such) are the only cool magicians. The rest of them are creepy mother fuckers.
Seriously... I knew this chick who dated a "magician"... basically just a creepy fuck with long hair, probably had dungeons and dragons fantasy sex with her or some shit.

He showed up with her to parties and started doing magic tricks... and we are all like "hey pedophile, we're grown adults, your tricks are shitty"...

Fuck that dude.
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They are just attention whores, of the worst ilk.
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Right? Just as creepy as Mimes, and Clowns. WTF?
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Right? Just as creepy as Mimes, and Clowns. WTF?
Yep. All equally creepy.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:27 PM   #7
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I dunno what it is about the guy. Is it the speech impediment that makes him sound uber-fucking gay?

I think most magicians are pretty fucking annoying, anyway...David Blaine is another one I can't fucking stand.

Copperfield? Another creepy motherfucker.

Frankly, other than Penn and Teller (who are sort of the anti-magicians, anyway) I can't think of a magician that isn't totally annoying or creepy.

I think it might just stem from the fact that these people probably got into magic in the first place, just in order to have people to even wanna be near them, because they are such fucking annoying losers...but it makes you wonder.

Can someone name a magician that isn't just totally fucking creepy?

Please, someone prove me wrong.
I don't mind him and Blaine at times. My brother in law is a big Criss Angel fan. I think he is ok.

As far as Penn and Teller go I'm not a fan. They are ok at times but at times I want to kick the little one to get him to talk, then kick the big one to get him to shut up.

All the ones listed have their good days.

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He's OK, in small doses. I can see walking out on a show, though. Don't know how much of him I could stand.
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