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04-01-2009, 07:23 PM | #1 |
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Remeber when your mother said never talk to strangers?
You literally can Talk to someone you dont even know...
http://omegle.com/ My first one... Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: whosterhe You: Say what? Stranger: whsthere Stranger: whosthere You: You mean whos there Stranger: yep You: I'm batman Stranger: im jennifer lopez Stranger: drom america Stranger: im little frunk Stranger: drunk You: Really? you dont say Stranger: i make new film You: Im big High Stranger: name is my big bobes You: Big bobes magee? Stranger: du you have good grass? You: Nah man I got that liquid meth shit Stranger: oh why not grass You: Gas grass or ass Stranger: i get free mari everyday
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04-01-2009, 07:25 PM | #2 |
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\ |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| You: im not mad just in awe
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04-01-2009, 07:25 PM | #3 |
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HAHA!!
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04-01-2009, 07:28 PM | #4 |
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Stranger: Okay Your conversational partner has disconnected. Oh fuck this is fun... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: *coolface* You: PIITB? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04-01-2009, 07:36 PM | #5 | |
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oooo this is so much fun
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04-01-2009, 07:38 PM | #6 |
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LMAO
Im a Dick... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: HEY Stranger: WHATS UP You: let's play a little game You: i say three words You: then you say three words Stranger: okay You: and it'll be a ****ing wild story Stranger: alrigh Stranger: t You: you start Stranger: my names jordan You: I have AIDS Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04-02-2009, 06:27 PM | #7 |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: . .…………………./´¯/) ………………..,/¯../ ………………./…./ …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸ ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\ ……..(’(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’) ………\……………..’…../ ……….”…\………. _.·´ …………\…………..( …………..\………….\… Stranger: ty You: NP Stranger: you're very welcome You: who's the fuckhead? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
04-01-2009, 08:58 PM | #8 | |
Hold mah beer!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: crackwhore You: give me my money bitch You: i know its you shawanda You: fucking cunt You: i know you have my money You: i am going to rape your 4 year old You: and chop off her fucking head You: wheres my money!!! Stranger: hi You: dont say hi bitch You: go get my money Stranger: baitola Stranger: gay You: meet me at the 7/11 in 5 mins
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04-01-2009, 09:11 PM | #9 |
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You: what it be
Stranger: yeah You: don't yeah me Stranger: you into Elton John? You: only once... but I was drunk You: and he drugged m Stranger: was Webster there? You: he was filming You: Jeane Claude Van Damn stood us up... so we made due with nachos You: you still there fuckstick? |
04-01-2009, 09:20 PM | #10 |
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nice
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