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12-01-2008, 02:37 PM
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667:Neighbor of the Beast
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Joke for Monday
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15
kids. 'WOW!' the social worker exclaims. 'Are they all yours?'' 'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats. 'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.' 'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named 'Leroy' and the girls are all named 'Leighroy'.' In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?' Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.' The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?' 'Then I call them by their last names.'
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12-01-2008, 02:40 PM
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Clit Commander
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Whores make the world go 'round.
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12-01-2008, 02:54 PM
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Moto GP Star
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12-01-2008, 03:01 PM
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Better Off
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Father's Day must be a pretty confusing day in that house!
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12-01-2008, 09:08 PM
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hahaha
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12-02-2008, 04:46 AM
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Much better off!!
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older than the intarwebs, but still funny
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12-02-2008, 05:13 AM
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
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12-02-2008, 08:09 AM
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SFL Expatriate #1
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I find your joke racially offensive.
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12-02-2008, 05:04 PM
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12-02-2008, 06:20 PM
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SFL Expatriate #1
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