Question

pauldun170 · 12-24-2008, 01:11 PM

Why do 60% of the people I know in their 30's either have bad knees or bad backs?

Was there a massive "Screw a fat chick\everyone blow the person to your immediate right " movement during the 90's that I missed while I was working a night shift?

(Guess that explains all the hubbubery (trademark Pauldun170) with Clinton)

smileyman · 12-24-2008, 01:14 PM

My back is fine although I have never blown anyone to my right or screwed a "fat" chick. (I am sure your using slang for women and not the poulrty).

pauldun170 · 12-24-2008, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileyman

My back is fine although I have never blown anyone to my right or screwed a "fat" chick. (I am sure your using slang for women and not the poulrty).

Indeed I am using the term to describe an obese woman.

Had I meant poultry, then I may or may not have participated in that movement. I haven't decided if I'm going to run for office so I'm not tossing that out there.

smileyman · 12-24-2008, 01:25 PM

Sports injuries would probably make up a half and attempts to get undeserved disability benefits are probably the other. Me I have a basketball ankle, auto racing neck vertabrae, bad attitude from too many concussions, behavioral issues from SRS. (Sperm Retention Syndrome, too lazy to jack off, too poor to get laid)

Adeptus_Minor · 12-24-2008, 01:31 PM

The human back was not meant for sitting as much as most of us with deskbound jobs & hobbies force them to. Combine that with bad lifting habits and it's hard to see how anyone can make it past their 30's without doing something that eventually comes back to cause them pain later.

As for knees... well, my left one was slammed in a truck door.
Probably not the typical cause for knee issues, but you asked.

Cutty72 · 12-26-2008, 01:45 AM

Not in my 30's yet but...

raised on a farm
history of back and knee problems in my family
military member
work on a farm currently.

yup, think i'm fucked.

t-homo · 12-26-2008, 01:53 AM

football injury for me.

tommymac · 12-26-2008, 01:54 AM

i have many years of football to blame for my rickety knees. Surprisingly after 11 years at UPS my back is fine.

Tom

Hondahugger · 12-26-2008, 10:15 AM

I have a 2 year old kid to thank for my back injury. I was in the nursery at church and went to pick a toddler up to put in a play tube and that was all it took, I twisted wrong or who knows what and threw it out. That was about 4 years ago and ever since then, my back has given me problems.

ontwo · 12-26-2008, 10:33 AM

I attribute my knee problems to years of playing catcher in little league.

12-24-2008, 01:14 PM	#2
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	My back is fine although I have never blown anyone to my right or screwed a "fat" chick. (I am sure your using slang for women and not the poulrty). __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

12-24-2008, 01:25 PM	#4
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Sports injuries would probably make up a half and attempts to get undeserved disability benefits are probably the other. Me I have a basketball ankle, auto racing neck vertabrae, bad attitude from too many concussions, behavioral issues from SRS. (Sperm Retention Syndrome, too lazy to jack off, too poor to get laid) __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

12-24-2008, 01:31 PM	#5
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	The human back was not meant for sitting as much as most of us with deskbound jobs & hobbies force them to. Combine that with bad lifting habits and it's hard to see how anyone can make it past their 30's without doing something that eventually comes back to cause them pain later. As for knees... well, my left one was slammed in a truck door. Probably not the typical cause for knee issues, but you asked. __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

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12-26-2008, 01:53 AM	#7
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	football injury for me.

12-26-2008, 01:54 AM	#8
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	i have many years of football to blame for my rickety knees. Surprisingly after 11 years at UPS my back is fine. Tom

12-26-2008, 10:33 AM	#10
ontwo Designated Drinker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: shitville Moto: 2009 ZX6R Posts: 1,661	I attribute my knee problems to years of playing catcher in little league.