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Old 06-16-2009, 09:17 PM   #1
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:29 PM   #2
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:34 PM   #3
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:40 PM   #4
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Fucking brilliant!

Complete waste of time, but still, fucking brilliant.

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Old 06-16-2009, 09:46 PM   #5
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Fucking brilliant!

Complete waste of time, but still, fucking brilliant.

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like you time is really that valuable, you impersonate jesus on the internet for god's sake
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:53 PM   #6
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like you time is really that valuable, you impersonate jesus on the internet for god's sake
Well of course it's for God's sake. Who the fuck else's sake would it be for?

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Old 06-16-2009, 09:55 PM   #7
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well tigger seems to be benefiting from you.
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:56 PM   #8
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Well of course it's for God's sake. Who the fuck else's sake would it be for?

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but why would we care about the sake of god? I mean... if he's all powerful... then we really need not worry about his sake... am I right?


and it could be for Christ's sake... him we need to worry about... especially around the Jews
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:37 PM   #9
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oh man, another site to keep tabs on.

between this, F-my life and textsfromlastnight i have a lot of reading to do
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but why would we care about the sake of god? I mean... if he's all powerful... then we really need not worry about his sake... am I right?
Dude, no, you've got this shit all fucking backwards.

To be honest, and I can say this since I live with the guy, God can be a total asshole sometimes. You do NOT want him pissed off. Motherfuckers get drowned that way, turned into salt, all kinds of crazy shit.

We're having dinner with Julia Child the other night, nothing fancy, just a late supper kinda deal. Julia says, "So, God, what's up with parsley?" Next thing you know, BAM! The old man takes one of her eyes out with a chicken bone.

A fucking chicken bone! Who does that?

Crazy fucker.

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