F days, im counting hours beotches... and counting....

[dReWpY]

dlit, dont forget who called dibs on those tires...

[DLIT]

I didn't. Fucking flight keeps getting more and more delayed. I'm about to strangle someone.

[dReWpY]

punt some cunt, it should make you laugh and feel all warm and fuzzy inside as the communist bitch that keeps delaying your flight slides across the tarmac and is ran over by your plane as it arrives earlier then planned so you can get your ass home

[DLIT]

I got the wifey on webcam right now. Calming me a bit.

[Cutty72]

Originally Posted by DLIT

I got the wifey on webcam right now. Calming me a bit.

Naked?

[DLIT]

Originally Posted by Cutty72

Naked?

Nah. Showing me the cat on crack. There's this catnip toy that drives him crazy.

[dReWpY]

thats how you settle a dlit, so him a pussy with toys, nice....

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by DLIT

It's an eight hour drive to Vegas. Believe me, I've thought about it just so I can keep moving, but the AF wouldn't reimburse my ass.

My asshole's head is on a swivel, man. Faggots. Pretty hot American chicks up in the heezy though. It's a rare sight nowadays.

Originally Posted by DLIT

I have to tell you guys. There is an abundance of hot American chicks walking around. I missed that.

While it IS Cali, you have to remember that you've been in Korea for the last year. You know the rule, when a girl steps off the plane in Korea, she immediately jumps 3 points on the hotness scale. A 5 becomes an 8, simply because of the lack of decent looking American women over there. Once you get back to the States, you're in complete shock over the number of hot women because your mind has grown accustomed to that fucked up scale over there.

Originally Posted by DLIT

I didn't. Fucking flight keeps getting more and more delayed. I'm about to strangle someone.

Wow, I'd be seriously pissed. Is there shitty weather in Vegas? WTF is going on to delay the flight? But again, you ARE back on American soil so be happy about that!! Welcome back to the US.

[DLIT]

My originl flight got cncelled for "aircraft servicing". It just snow-balled from there, causing every other flight from/to Vegas to be wicked fucking late. Already watched the GP race again and turned my cell phone back on. STILL haven't got my advanced DLA (dislocation allowance) yet. I filed for it two fucking weeks ago. Financed dropped the ball BIG TIME. Fuckin pricks.

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by DLIT

My originl flight got cncelled for "aircraft servicing". It just snow-balled from there, causing every other flight from/to Vegas to be wicked fucking late. Already watched the GP race again and turned my cell phone back on. STILL haven't got my advanced DLA (dislocation allowance) yet. I filed for it two fucking weeks ago. Financed dropped the ball BIG TIME. Fuckin pricks.

Ah, the good old days of the military pay system. One thing that I don't miss! Hope you get back home soon.