Stupid Questions You Hear

[Mikey]

Originally Posted by EpyonXero

6'8" and people ask me constantly

I'm 6'6" with bad knees, and riding supersports is becoming a painful ordeal these days. I'm thinking I need something more real-world oriented like a ZRX1200 or FZ1. You have any recommendations?

[TYEster]

Do you have any free Redbull?

or my fav from working downtown so much...

Hey man, can I tell you a story? :skiptoend: Can I have a dollar?

[BobTheBiker]

my new favorite. I'm under the hood of my truck putting the engine back together after changing the timing chain and sprockets, this dude drives up and asks what happened. I shoulda just said I'm making the motor grow 4 more cylinders and a turbo instead of saying what I was actually doing.

[EpyonXero]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

That's when you say, "God obviously designed you to give me a blowjob".

JC

I am absolutely going to use that next time.

[EpyonXero]

Originally Posted by Mikey

I'm 6'6" with bad knees, and riding supersports is becoming a painful ordeal these days. I'm thinking I need something more real-world oriented like a ZRX1200 or FZ1. You have any recommendations?

Not really. I feel pretty comfortable on my VFR but it still has that bent-knee peg position. I usually have problems on cruisers and standards because my knees are too high on the gas tank and dont fit into the concave areas theire supposed to. I havent tried the ZRX or the Fazer.

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by EpyonXero

Not really. I feel pretty comfortable on my VFR but it still has that bent-knee peg position. I usually have problems on cruisers and standards because my knees are too high on the gas tank and dont fit into the concave areas theire supposed to. I havent tried the ZRX or the Fazer.

you might be better off on a dual sport or something with your height - shit, you could probably flat foot trip's GS on the centerstand

[No Worries]

"Are you riding a motorcycle?" she said when she saw me in my leathers and carrying a helmet.

"No, I'm an astronaut," I said.

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by No Worries

"Are you riding a motorcycle?" she said when she saw me in my leathers and carrying a helmet.

"No, I'm an astronaut," I said.

I like to say Power Ranger.

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

I like to say Power Ranger.

I'm too fat to be a Power Ranger. Nobody would believe it.

[racedoll]

My favorite is after a weekend when I've been out in the sun (laying out or working) and I get asked on Monday at work... you ride this weekend? As I stand there in jeans, leather jacket, and helmet in hand as it's 90 outside.