I hate automatic flush toilets!!!

[Tmall]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Courtesy flush?? LMFAO........Do you guys really take so long between each loaf, that you need a courtesy flush between them? I'm in & out of there in 1-2 minutes.

I average about ten minutes. Then again, I'm still a virgin back there..

[Homeslice]

Also, the automatic flush is necesary because otherwise some of you fucks would just leave without flushing. If there's one thing I can't stand it's walking in and seeing someone's 2-hour old loafs & pellets swimming around.

[marko138]

Originally Posted by Tmall

I average about ten minutes. Then again, I'm still a virgin back there..

Yes. I take my time. No reason to rush a good poo. Relax, read something.

[Trip]

Originally Posted by marko138

Yes. I take my time. No reason to rush a good poo. Relax, read something.

Homeslice probably doesn't work for the government. You're getting paid to sit and take a shit; take your time, relax, and don't rush anything.

[marko138]

Originally Posted by Trip

Homeslice probably doesn't work for the government. You're getting paid to sit and take a shit; take your time, relax, and don't rush anything.

Same procedure at home too. I go in there and read a few articles from one of my MC mags. Solid 20 minute operation.

[Trip]

Originally Posted by marko138

Same procedure at home too. I go in there and read a few articles from one of my MC mags. Solid 20 minute operation.

I prefer a good soduku or crossword. Let things happen naturally.

[CasterTroy]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

Why can't we still have the damn lever?

Because LEED and the government are limiting water consumption on all new buildings. And if you want government dollars on any project now (even old buildings) you have to replace the manual flush valves with battery or solar.

Also, auto valves flush by themselves on a cycle. SOME are set up to flush every hour by themselves....some every 12 or 24 hours depends on the setting.

In malls and airports they don't need it because of the high usage, but in core facilities of office buildings they flush hourly because people be nasty and stuff and don't be flushin YO!

[Bryan]

Originally Posted by Trip

Not even at work? You are violating one of the work rules.

Never shit at home, never sweat at work.

FYI...an 11 minute shit each day at work will add up to a weeks vacation at the end of the year.

[fasternyou929]

Originally Posted by Bryan

FYI...an 11 minute shit each day at work will add up to a weeks vacation at the end of the year.

The word "vacation" may be pushing it. You may not be working, but you're still in the office bathroom. Apparently for a week of your life if you time it right.

[101lifts2]

If the automatic flush is flushing before you are done wiping ur ass, then you are simply moving too far forward or getting up off the seat too far. I can see a few of you not touching the seat at all.