Pick up lines - Page 2

Captain Morgan · 01-10-2010, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

yeah cap! sooo pics?

Nope, no pics, but she's pretty hot.

Amber Lamps · 01-10-2010, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Nope, no pics, but she's pretty hot.

Well, it's obvious that you didn't meet her on POF!!!

racedoll · 01-10-2010, 02:43 PM

Come on guys (and gals). I know you have some good ones.

Captain Morgan · 01-10-2010, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by racedoll

Come on guys (and gals). I know you have some good ones.

Seriously, "hi" seems to work just fine. But if you want to hear some really cheesy ones that will get a guy slapped...

If you and I were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

If your left leg was lunch and your right leg was dinner, could I snack between meals?

I do have one that actually worked several years ago, but haven't tried it since cause it just seems too corny...thought about dusting it off recently, though.

See a girl that catches your interest and walk up to her, act surprised and say, "hey gorgeous, haven't seen you in awhile, what are you doing here? (or how have you been?)" followed up with, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else," then smile and walk away. If she stops you from walking away, go ahead and talk to her. If she's not fast enough on her feet, then just give her a smile the next time you walk by. She'll most likely stop you this time. It's worked in the past for me.

Captain Morgan · 01-10-2010, 03:00 PM

Wow, just saw a McDonald's commercial where the guy asks a girl if she's heard about the new McDonald's dollar menu. Really?

LeeNetworX · 01-10-2010, 03:17 PM

I want to lick you where you pee.

Apoc · 01-10-2010, 05:53 PM

I wanna make tea with your dirty panties!

Amber Lamps · 01-10-2010, 05:59 PM

If she is rubbing up against you while dancing... "If you wake it up, you have to put it back to sleep!"

Tsunami · 01-10-2010, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

I wanna make tea with your dirty panties!

Gross!

I cant' think of any good pick up lines...

Last one I remember was when some guy came up and started petting Puggy and asked if we wanted to take her for a walk together and when I said no, he asked for me to go meet him for a drink. Which caught me by surprise because I thought he was gay.

Homeslice · 01-10-2010, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsunami

Last one I remember was when some guy came up and started petting Puggy and asked if we wanted to take her for a walk together .

That does sound rather gay

01-10-2010, 05:53 PM	#17
Apoc For Science. You Monster. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB Posts: 3,546	I wanna make tea with your dirty panties! __________________ Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female). And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.

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01-10-2010, 02:43 PM	#13
racedoll AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR Posts: 3,392	Come on guys (and gals). I know you have some good ones.

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Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	Wow, just saw a McDonald's commercial where the guy asks a girl if she's heard about the new McDonald's dollar menu. Really?

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LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	I want to lick you where you pee.

01-10-2010, 05:59 PM	#18
Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	If she is rubbing up against you while dancing... "If you wake it up, you have to put it back to sleep!"