Dio's funeral - Page 3

TommyHotWheel · 05-24-2010, 03:04 PM

I imagine the funeral as a giant Viking Funeral Pyre with music and dancing and flagons of meade served by busty wenches. Mutton and turkey legs served along side roasted pigs and the giant robot spider will carry his wrapped body to the boat and be set adrift...aflame.

Or a nice quiet little family service with some close friends and muzak in the background...

Papa_Complex · 05-25-2010, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

Is scheduled to be picketed by the Westboro Baptist Church assholes on Sunday, May 30 @ 2:00 P.M. according to Ultimate-guitar.com

I hope some crazy metal head runs the motherfuckers over.

They should have it today and screw 'em.

Kaneman · 05-25-2010, 01:51 PM

Well the cool thing is that a lot of the people at that funeral are rich enough to get away with kicking some Westboro ass...hopefully they'll take advantage of it...

Papa_Complex · 05-25-2010, 02:38 PM

Ultimately they would just end up funding them, unless they killed them all.

Avatard · 05-25-2010, 03:28 PM

Where's that uncontrolled accelerating Toyota when you need one?

KSGregman · 05-25-2010, 03:56 PM

The way I understand it, that entire "Church" is comprised of one family....a car accident or something on their way there would pretty much bring that entire operation to a halt.

I'm just saying.....

Papa_Complex · 05-25-2010, 03:57 PM

The "family" fills a bus.

Maybe a free trip to Mexico......?

KSGregman · 05-25-2010, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

The "family" fills a bus.

Maybe a free trip to Mexico......?

As long as it's a one way trip, I'd fully support it...preferably a one way trip to one of the Mexican states ran by narco-terrorists...you know...the ones that REALLY dislike gringos.

'73 H1 Triple · 05-25-2010, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by derf

They are doing this so that we talk about it and hopefully someone hits them and they sue the local police department for not protecting their right to assemble. Once they win the lawsuit against the police dept and the dude that hit them, they will have enough money to do another 20 protests which will give them 2 more lawsuits and that will give them money for 40 protests.

They have one member "bait" the general population into assaulting them while another member video tapes them.

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

Well the cool thing is that a lot of the people at that funeral are rich enough to get away with kicking some Westboro ass...hopefully they'll take advantage of it...

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Originally Posted by KSGregman

The way I understand it, that entire "Church" is comprised of one family....a car accident or something on their way there would pretty much bring that entire operation to a halt.

I'm just saying.....

This could be the last time you ever hear about these nut jobs. Some whacked out metal head with nothing to lose might take them out.

Avatard · 05-25-2010, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by '73 H1 Triple

They have one member "bait" the general population into assaulting them while another member video tapes them.

Easy, aim for the camera first.

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Originally Posted by '73 H1 Triple

This could be the last time you ever hear about these nut jobs. Some whacked out metal head with nothing to lose might take them out.

One can only hope.

05-24-2010, 03:04 PM	#21
TommyHotWheel Imported from Detroit Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Michigan Moto: 2001 Suzuki TL1000R Posts: 989	I imagine the funeral as a giant Viking Funeral Pyre with music and dancing and flagons of meade served by busty wenches. Mutton and turkey legs served along side roasted pigs and the giant robot spider will carry his wrapped body to the boat and be set adrift...aflame. Or a nice quiet little family service with some close friends and muzak in the background... __________________ Cry Havok! And let slip the hogs of war!

05-25-2010, 01:51 PM	#23
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	Well the cool thing is that a lot of the people at that funeral are rich enough to get away with kicking some Westboro ass...hopefully they'll take advantage of it... __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

05-25-2010, 02:38 PM	#24
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Ultimately they would just end up funding them, unless they killed them all. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

05-25-2010, 03:28 PM	#25
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Where's that uncontrolled accelerating Toyota when you need one? __________________ Insert free thought here.

05-25-2010, 03:57 PM	#27
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	The "family" fills a bus. Maybe a free trip to Mexico......? __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

05-25-2010, 03:56 PM	#26
KSGregman Get Fit...or Get OUT Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: KS Moto: 07 M109-R Posts: 1,993	The way I understand it, that entire "Church" is comprised of one family....a car accident or something on their way there would pretty much bring that entire operation to a halt. I'm just saying.....

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