You see a beautiful car parked away from all the other vehicles..

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

you mean like owning skinny j-spec scrubs who park together in a "crew" is positively correlated with dick size? check

I think that he's saying that being so overwhelmingly concerned with what the "crew" is doing, to the point of actually going out of your way to annoy them, is correlated to dick size...

Tmall actually listed a number of things about me that he apparently considers to be "faults" that should keep me penned up in my "glass domicile"... Again, everything I do, I do for me without harming others in any way. In fact, it never occurs to me to even consider anyone else when I buy a helmet or bike accessory. On the other hand, you are so bothered by these guys and their cars that you would stop whatever you are doing just to park by them. In a perverse attempt to prevent them from having a good time in their own way...

I don't know about you but me and my friends in Michigan used to meet up at Krispy Kreme on Sat, park way off in the corner, shoot the shit for hours and go for rides. It would really suck if some pissant would have found some way to mess that up for us. Oh wait, someone did... Someone complained to KK and they forbade us from hanging out there, even though we had never done anything wrong on their lot. I honestly hate people that have nothing better to do than try and break up someone else's fun for spite. Fucking weak!

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

I don't know about you but me and my friends in Michigan used to meet up at Krispy Kreme on Sat, park way off in the corner, shoot the shit for hours and go for rides.

So, you were a cop?

JC

[Trip]

The tags are more entertaining than the thread

"i park my cock far away" is my favorite.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

I think that he's saying that being so overwhelmingly concerned with what the "crew" is doing, to the point of actually going out of your way to annoy them, is correlated to dick size...

Tmall actually listed a number of things about me that he apparently considers to be "faults" that should keep me penned up in my "glass domicile"... Again, everything I do, I do for me without harming others in any way. In fact, it never occurs to me to even consider anyone else when I buy a helmet or bike accessory. On the other hand, you are so bothered by these guys and their cars that you would stop whatever you are doing just to park by them. In a perverse attempt to prevent them from having a good time in their own way...

I don't know about you but me and my friends in Michigan used to meet up at Krispy Kreme on Sat, park way off in the corner, shoot the shit for hours and go for rides. It would really suck if some pissant would have found some way to mess that up for us. Oh wait, someone did... Someone complained to KK and they forbade us from hanging out there, even though we had never done anything wrong on their lot. I honestly hate people that have nothing better to do than try and break up someone else's fun for spite. Fucking weak!

Yep. Im including slice in the never satisfied a woman sexually category. Probably gets jealous of a tube of lipstick

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Dave

Yep. Im including slice in the never satisfied a woman sexually category. Probably gets jealous of a tube of lipstick

I don't know about all that but I'll never understand why someone would try and ruin some other guys' get together regardless if they approve of what the group does.

[Homeslice]

How is parking next to someone "ruining" anything or preventing anyone from having a good time?

Damn, you guys need to lighten up. Like you never pulled pranks on anyone. Hell, what I'm describing doesn't even qualify as a prank IMO. Prank = physically harming or inconveniencing someone, like slapping them upside the head, or setting up a cup of water to fall on someone when they open their locker. I'm quite sure all of you pulled that kind of thing and worse.

[Tmall]

Tigger you're a riot. I never said you had any faults. I swear it's like debating a pms'ing teenager.

If you would have taken a second to think about what I wrote instead of having a menstrual session, you'd have noticed I was pointing out that the things you do on here could very well stem from low self esteem. Yet, you're more than willing to attack my character because of how I entertain myself.

[Papa_Complex]

In my day we filled lockers with foam peanuts and shaving cream.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

How is parking next to someone "ruining" anything or preventing anyone from having a good time?

Damn, you guys need to lighten up. Like you never pulled pranks on anyone. Hell, what I'm describing doesn't even qualify as a prank IMO. Prank = physically harming or inconveniencing someone, like slapping them upside the head, or setting up a cup of water to fall on someone when they open their locker. I'm quite sure all of you pulled that kind of thing and worse.

Dude, you stated that you do it just to mess with them. You intended to "break up" their look at me session for no reason other than malice. You wanted to prevent them from having the perfect line up they were after. Again, motivation.

[z06boy]

Originally Posted by Dave

Bet the first time he whipped it out the japanese girlfriend screamed godzilla

The land of girls with small hands !!

Originally Posted by Particle Man

My doors are all fucked up from careless bastards who don't give a shit about other people's things. It isn't fancy but it's mine and it's paid off and the fact that people are inconsiderate pricks just pisses me off.

Yep and that's what I try to avoid...hate when people don't give a fvck about other people's stuff. I also mentioned parking my 99 Jeep away from other cars because of this...it may have been old but it was mine and I like to keep it nice too.

As mentioned by Amberlamps...parking in the end slot next to the landscaping has it's advantages too.

Originally Posted by Tmall

I've never had a door ding or dinged anyone's door. How often do you think it happens? Do you not park if you can't park without anybody in an adjacent space? Wouldn't you like to have cars on either side to protect from errant carts?

Unfortunately around here it happens alot. They keep making the spaces smaller and smaller so they can cram more cars in smaller lots so I choose to park a bit out from everyone for this very reason. Again...I don't take up two spaces or anything...just park a little further out than the masses usually. I usually look to see which way the carts may roll too.