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Old 03-22-2011, 05:07 PM   #3861
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When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem
As the future king, I can get behind this...
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Old 03-22-2011, 06:47 PM   #3862
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my gf has one:
gay
if it was turbo, fine
if it was allwheel drive fine
its neither, thus sucks as a "sports" car
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Old 03-22-2011, 07:43 PM   #3863
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my gf has one:
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if it was turbo, fine
if it was allwheel drive fine
its neither, thus sucks as a "sports" car
All still gay.
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Old 03-22-2011, 08:31 PM   #3864
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Gay was my drive home from work.
30 miles. Rain, sleet, snow, hail, thunder, lightning, icy roads and 30+ mph winds...

This is bullshit.
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Old 03-22-2011, 08:38 PM   #3865
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When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem
When I am dictator, I am going to murder pretty much everyone.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 03-22-2011, 09:02 PM   #3866
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When I am dictator, I am going to murder pretty much everyone.
Need your enforcer to help?
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Old 03-22-2011, 09:31 PM   #3867
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Old 03-23-2011, 08:55 AM   #3868
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When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem
I've always thought a good idea would be to setup some kind of beam or transmitter that sterilizes people who walk through the gates going in to a wrestling match, tractor pull, etc. A little chlorine for the pool...
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Old 03-23-2011, 10:32 AM   #3869
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When I am dictator, I am going to murder pretty much everyone.
I place an extremely low value on human life and would make an excellent head of secret police

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I've always thought a good idea would be to setup some kind of beam or transmitter that sterilizes people who walk through the gates going in to a wrestling match, tractor pull, etc. A little chlorine for the pool...
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Old 03-23-2011, 10:33 AM   #3870
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Cool, can we throw derf in an oven first
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