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Old 03-15-2012, 10:34 AM   #91
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Her boobs are terrible.
Whats wrong with her boobs? She's hot!
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Old 03-15-2012, 10:55 AM   #92
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She went a little big on the implants for what her skin can support. Too tight
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Old 03-15-2012, 11:34 AM   #93
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She went a little big on the implants for what her skin can support. Too tight
Don't worry, that will change when she hits granny age.
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Old 03-15-2012, 11:41 AM   #94
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If we lived near him, things would get ugly. I already half debated sending a stripper to his house.
Which is precisely why I posted it here rather than telling a bunch of people that live close to me. As stated before, I've attempted this previously but always failed anywhere from 1 to 3 weeks into it. Posting it up here gives me some level of accountability without the headache of a bunch of people near me trying to make me fail. I fully expected you guys to post up pics of women and make comments in an attempt to make me fail, but I know there isn't much else you can do. Sending a stripper to my house wouldn't work because I either have my daughter with me or I'm gone at work for the second job.
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Old 03-15-2012, 12:01 PM   #95
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This entire thread would be bookended perfectly by some music by The Lonely Island:
Start with "Jizz in my pants", and end with "I just had sex".
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Old 03-15-2012, 12:01 PM   #96
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Old 03-15-2012, 12:10 PM   #97
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She went a little big on the implants for what her skin can support. Too tight
Yep... The look uneven, unnatural, and like they were put in by a drunk 12 year old who was too busy jerking off with the implant to focus on any sort of symmetry. Honestly, one of the worst boob jobs I've ever seen.
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Old 03-15-2012, 09:04 PM   #98
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Id still sqweeze them from behind.
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Old 03-15-2012, 09:13 PM   #99
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Id still sqweeze them from behind.
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Old 03-15-2012, 10:46 PM   #100
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That's not that bad. I have that at like 3 bars... and another one is all lingerie and one more that is all bikinis.
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