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11-17-2008, 08:30 PM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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I know some things...
...I probably shouldn't know.
I've been reading this book about how to expand your powers of psychic perception (which, being omniscient, is a bit redundant, but it's slow at work today) and I decided to try out my new skills here on TWF. I've been concentrating on screen names, and have had the following visions; Itgirl once considered a career as a trapeze artist in the circus, but is allergic to chalk and midgets. Particle Man has six toes on his left foot, but only four on his right. Trip once ate a live squirel to impress a girl on his street. The girl was hospitalized for trauma, and has never recovered. Azoomm collects tiny models of Japanese motorcycles, and sneers at them when she's having a bad day. Marco is fascinated by rubberbands, but has a deep distrust of paperclips. Tigger has three nipples. He's named two of them. One is Sigfreid, and one is Roy. The third has no name. Mrs. Colleen phones a random number in Kampuchea, every Thursday at precisely 3:18 pm, and then hangs up. Sorry, I have to stop now and lay down. Using your psychic powers can be quite draining. It's also really hard on your silverware. Who else has had a vision while staring at a screen name? JC
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11-17-2008, 08:37 PM
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BOOBS!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Saratoga, NY
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no visions here
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11-17-2008, 08:39 PM
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Better Off
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Hollyweird, FL
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Everything I thought I knew was wrong, therefore I know nothing.
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11-17-2008, 08:39 PM
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BOOBS!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Saratoga, NY
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i could have told u that
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11-17-2008, 08:47 PM
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Better Off
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Hollyweird, FL
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11-17-2008, 08:48 PM
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Fuzznutz
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Palm Beach Gardens, FL
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11-17-2008, 08:59 PM
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Better Off
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11-17-2008, 09:45 PM
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BOOBS!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Saratoga, NY
Moto: 06 CBR 600RR
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ya dont fuck with me im fragile
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11-17-2008, 09:46 PM
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Post whorette
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
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No visions, besides some people are cunty douchebags.
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11-17-2008, 09:48 PM
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Custom User Title
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
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amj likes to torture pc peripherals
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