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Old 12-10-2008, 05:00 PM   #191
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Look, dudes YOUR age (i.e. myself and other men) like young chicks, okay? The chances of you hooking up with guys your age are rather slim.
COMPLETE BS!!! There are plenty of men your age that aren't looking to jump into it with younger women. AND there are plenty of young men wanting to 'hook' up because of the whole cougar thing. Take your time and do what YOU think is right.
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Old 12-10-2008, 05:06 PM   #192
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Old 12-10-2008, 05:09 PM   #193
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...But to be fair, women are crazy fucks, and the crazier, the better (the fuck, that is).

So it all works out.
not all the time
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Old 12-10-2008, 05:10 PM   #194
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not all the time
yeah, they have to sleep sometime...
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Old 12-10-2008, 05:11 PM   #195
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yeah, they have to sleep sometime...
Pfffft....I'm just as crazy in my sleep
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Old 12-10-2008, 05:21 PM   #196
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You're just now figuring this out?
A solid, "Look fucker, I said no and I fucking mean no. If you try again, I'll assume you're trying to rape me and I'll take appropriate action.
And then you're just a man-hating lesbian
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And then you're just a man-hating lesbian


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Old 12-10-2008, 05:44 PM   #198
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COMPLETE BS!!! There are plenty of men your age that aren't looking to jump into it with younger women.
Those men are LYING to you.
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How the fuck did I miss this thread?
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