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Old 12-10-2008, 08:25 PM   #11
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Get liscence- Check
Buy Busa - Check
Get good insurance- Check
Ride at a rapid rate of speed- Check
Throw yourself and bike into woods- Check
Become paralized- Check

Job well done...
Hrm, and I thought you were going to say hit a briar patch at speed.
There's all the cutting you need in one pass.
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:07 PM   #12
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And, the instructions were lost somewhere...
I wanted to add , "Thou shalt not cut thy hands off for no apparent reason, other than being an Emo Jagoff", but I got shot down.

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Old 12-10-2008, 11:30 PM   #13
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Check out BMEzine... you'll find all sorts of people like that out there... Try to find the video of the BME Pain Olympics if you really want to get into the crazy of it...
I have some friends who are members of BME (best friend's hubby used to be a piercer).. seen some really crazy shit on there. I'll do piercings and tattoos, and I was there as moral support for said best friend's scarification, but beyond that...
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Old 12-10-2008, 11:33 PM   #14
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is wrong with people???
Is that a trick question? Its an actual mental disorder. We were just discussing this in my abnormal psych class about a week ago.
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Old 12-10-2008, 11:34 PM   #15
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After seeing Leon's pics tonight, I think he suffers from this disorder too
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Old 12-10-2008, 11:46 PM   #16
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After seeing Leon's pics tonight, I think he suffers from this disorder too
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Old 12-11-2008, 10:02 AM   #17
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I'll loan them a shotgun so they can finish the job.
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Old 12-11-2008, 12:33 PM   #18
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Hey, it's their body and their right to do with it what they will. And if a woman's health insurance will pay for an abortion then it has to pay for this.
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Old 12-11-2008, 12:51 PM   #19
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Check out BMEzine... you'll find all sorts of people like that out there... Try to find the video of the BME Pain Olympics if you really want to get into the crazy of it...
BME Olympics is NSFW! and Fucking disgusting! I watched the entire thing with pain...
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Old 12-11-2008, 01:06 PM   #20
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BME Olympics is NSFW! and Fucking disgusting! I watched the entire thing with pain...
No fucking shit! I can usually watch just about any graphic, nasty shit out there. I was already flinching at around 5 secs of the video I saw and couldn't watch more than 30 seconds!
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