02-25-2009, 04:13 PM | #31 |
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Family medical coverage through my employer costs $430 per month deducted from my pay before taxes. To purchase the same coverage as a private citizen from Blue Cross Blue Shield would cost me $320 per month
Dear employees: My business started thus: My father was on the board of directors. He sent me to the best state college and gave me a substantial allowance, after I graduated with my bachelors degree some 8 years after I started, my father got me on with the State as an auditor. I worked there until I had enough experience to claim professional knowledge (until the existing management had been thinned out) and my father nominated me Vice President of operations. After boning my secretary a couple years and farming out my decisions either to Sr management or my underlings, i became President and CEO. I have a house on the country club and have unethically used my influence to make sure I got the inside deal on everything from investments to services. Now with my poor management and portfolio management times have gotten tough so I am going to ask a little more of each of you. First in order not to lay anyone off we are going to have to cut salaries. Don't expect a bonus this year or even a cost of living increase. You will have to use your personal vehicle for any bank related travel, reimbursed in due time of course, and your locations postage will have to come out of your funds and be likewise reimbursed. Be prepared to bring your own supplies and it would help a great deal if you bought your own business cards (please get the logo right). If you have any questions you can reach my assistant directly or wait until I return from the Vegas leg of my Mexico vacation. I think this is a more likely story...
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02-25-2009, 04:15 PM | #32 |
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You pay. I get a similar amount of tax deducted to be put toward those things. Same-same.
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02-25-2009, 04:18 PM | #33 |
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Ditto. Except I don't have any passwords, so I'm probably not as valuable as far as the government is concerned.
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02-25-2009, 04:22 PM | #35 |
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Yup... we do all the work, and get none of the glory...
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As to ongoing issues no, I've not had to worry about those.
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02-25-2009, 04:47 PM | #40 | |
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All in all my experiences with our two medical systems, first hand and those of friends, lead me to believe that they're essentially on par, with overall personal cost/benefits being *slightly* in our favour here. You may not get to see a top guy in the field here the same afternoon that you're diagnosed and that hip replacement might have you on a 8 month elective surgery waiting list, but to balance that a broken arm and infection won't bankrupt you here either.
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