Anti-German Weasel Spray

askmrjesus · 03-18-2009, 02:49 PM

It's been a few years since I've been back to Germany. Apparently, since I've been gone, giant, car eating weasels have become quite a problem. So much so, that the plucky Germans have developed a special aerosol spray to keep them at bay:

Armed with my Anti-Giant Weasel spray, I decided to head into town. I'm just not sure if I'm supposed to spray the weasel directly, or just spray some on my jacket, and do my best to pretend that I am not a car. The can offers no instructions in this regard.

Unfortunately, town is surrounded by a giant wall, complete with a moat:

Fucking hell. This weasel problem must be worse than I thought. The wall is adorned with slots, undoubtably so the town's inhabitants can shoot flaming Brautwurst at the marauding weasel intruders. Question is, How the fuck do I get in?

Aha! There's a door:

Considering the giant weasel threat, the door seems rather lacking in the security department. I need a beer to calm my nerves. This weasel thing is freaking me right the fuck out.

I make my way to a safe looking cellar, and have a beer that's made by monks, in a brewery that's been making beer since 1050 (AD). This explains two things; Why the beer is so good, and why there are shitfaced monks all over town.

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Ok, I'm better now. Nine more of these, and I'm just going to forget about the weasels completely.

Off to the Czech Republic in the morning.

I'm taking the weasel spray, just in case...

JC

Archren · 03-18-2009, 02:51 PM

Where are you guys anyay? That looks an awful lot like Amberg... but then there's a lot of places with walls an moats in Germany.

Living vicariously through your beer exploits.

ETA: Apparently the marders don't like American cars.. or maybe they just don't like Oldsmobile flavor.. they never messed with our Bravada in the 2 years we were there.

askmrjesus · 03-18-2009, 03:24 PM

Half way between Nuremberg and Munich, in a town called Weissenburg.

Can't talk now, I'm öff to the the whiskez bar.

JC

ericr · 03-18-2009, 03:35 PM

Damn! I want to be there again!! Post more pics AMJ, and watch out for the giant weasles.

Avatard · 03-18-2009, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Half way between Nuremberg and Munich, in a town called Weissenburg.

You're in Weissenburg, and you're wondering why there's a weasel threat?

I'd get the fuck outta weasel town.

101lifts2 · 03-18-2009, 04:51 PM

LOL...funny shit as always AMJ

Rsv1000R · 03-18-2009, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

You're in Weissenburg, and you're wondering why there's a weasel threat?

I'd get the fuck outta weasel town.

That is funny as hell

Particle Man · 03-18-2009, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

You're in Weissenburg, and you're wondering why there's a weasel threat?

I'd get the fuck outta weasel town.

well said

Papa_Complex · 03-18-2009, 09:20 PM

"Note: Marderstop contains 100% synthetic fox urine. Not for topical use."

Adeptus_Minor · 03-18-2009, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

"Note: Marderstop contains 100% synthetic fox urine. Not for topical use."

But it'd be great for keeping juvenile delinquents off your lawn... ask the old guy who put it in a squirt gun.

03-18-2009, 02:49 PM	#1
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Anti-German Weasel Spray It's been a few years since I've been back to Germany. Apparently, since I've been gone, giant, car eating weasels have become quite a problem. So much so, that the plucky Germans have developed a special aerosol spray to keep them at bay: Armed with my Anti-Giant Weasel spray, I decided to head into town. I'm just not sure if I'm supposed to spray the weasel directly, or just spray some on my jacket, and do my best to pretend that I am not a car. The can offers no instructions in this regard. Unfortunately, town is surrounded by a giant wall, complete with a moat: Fucking hell. This weasel problem must be worse than I thought. The wall is adorned with slots, undoubtably so the town's inhabitants can shoot flaming Brautwurst at the marauding weasel intruders. Question is, How the fuck do I get in? Aha! There's a door: Considering the giant weasel threat, the door seems rather lacking in the security department. I need a beer to calm my nerves. This weasel thing is freaking me right the fuck out. I make my way to a safe looking cellar, and have a beer that's made by monks, in a brewery that's been making beer since 1050 (AD). This explains two things; Why the beer is so good, and why there are shitfaced monks all over town. [URL=" Ok, I'm better now. Nine more of these, and I'm just going to forget about the weasels completely. Off to the Czech Republic in the morning. I'm taking the weasel spray, just in case... JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

03-18-2009, 02:51 PM	#2
Archren Sham WOW Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ATX Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098 Posts: 2,741	Where are you guys anyay? That looks an awful lot like Amberg... but then there's a lot of places with walls an moats in Germany. Living vicariously through your beer exploits. ETA: Apparently the marders don't like American cars.. or maybe they just don't like Oldsmobile flavor.. they never messed with our Bravada in the 2 years we were there. __________________ Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

03-18-2009, 03:24 PM	#3
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Half way between Nuremberg and Munich, in a town called Weissenburg. Can't talk now, I'm öff to the the whiskez bar. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

03-18-2009, 04:51 PM	#6
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03-18-2009, 09:20 PM	#9
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	"Note: Marderstop contains 100% synthetic fox urine. Not for topical use." __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/