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Old 04-01-2009, 08:52 PM   #11
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:58 PM   #12
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: crackwhore
You: give me my money bitch
You: i know its you shawanda
You: fucking cunt
You: i know you have my money
You: i am going to rape your 4 year old
You: and chop off her fucking head
You: wheres my money!!!
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You: go get my money
Stranger: baitola
Stranger: gay
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:11 PM   #13
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Stranger: yeah
You: don't yeah me
Stranger: you into Elton John?
You: only once... but I was drunk
You: and he drugged m
Stranger: was Webster there?
You: he was filming
You: Jeane Claude Van Damn stood us up... so we made due with nachos
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:20 PM   #14
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:23 PM   #15
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Stranger: Ronaldo! e Brillhas muixtus nus corinthians
You: this is america motherfucker
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:25 PM   #16
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:33 PM   #17
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: good to meet you
You: do you know the word of god?
Stranger: you too
Stranger: I am sam
You: he has spoken with me
Stranger: are you cath.
You: he had a stroke in Germany last week from eating chocolate cake
Stranger: wtf?
You: he is undergoing tests
Stranger: sinner


Stranger: hi
You: what
Stranger: nothing
You: you said something... what did you say?
Stranger: hi
You: hi what? do I look like I wanna fuck'n talk to you?
You: do you often just talk to strangers?
Stranger: very often
You: that's a good way to get yourself capped around here
Stranger: yeah, i'd like to see you cap anyone over the internet
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You: CAPPED!
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:41 PM   #18
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You: hello
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You: good to meet you
You: do you know the word of god?
Stranger: you too
Stranger: I am sam
You: he has spoken with me
Stranger: are you cath.
You: he had a stroke in Germany last week from eating chocolate cake
Stranger: wtf?
You: he is undergoing tests
Stranger: sinner
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:43 PM   #19
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You: do you know jesus?
Stranger: What does "Connection Imploded" mean?
Stranger: Jesus is my buddy.
You: really
You: did you send him a get well card then?
You: it was such a terrible incident that he had that stroke and germany while eating cake
Stranger: Jesus of Nazareth?
You: that's the one
Stranger: Or, Jesus... like HEY ZUES?
You: Jesus
You: You didn't send him a card did you
Stranger: Was it German Chocolate cake?
You: you are so going to hell
You: nah it was like black forest cake or something
Stranger: I hear he forgives though
You: good point
You: better send him a card though
Stranger: I'll get right on it.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:04 PM   #20
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