The psycho always gets the guy! - Page 6

Trip · 09-09-2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

My theory is that it's a "catch-22" scenario. At one point in everyone's life, they were nice, decent people... Then *BANG* some asshole or bitch fucks them over and they become an asshole or bitch. My other theory is that someone in the relationship is going to be the bad "guy". It's hard to find a couple where both people are truly in love with each other and looking out for the other's happiness over their own. In fact, the good person in yesterday's relationship can easily be the asshole/bitch in tomorrow's. I've been the best boyfriend in the world and I've been the worst, it all depended on the circumstances.

This is why you will hardly ever find someone who says it's their fault that they are divorced. You always hear about how bad their Ex is... I have yet to find someone who thought their Ex was the bestest and that they were solely responsible for the divorce.

dReWpY · 09-09-2009, 02:15 PM

reps for tigger

karl_1052 · 09-09-2009, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

My theory is that it's a "catch-22" scenario. At one point in everyone's life, they were nice, decent people... Then *BANG* some asshole or bitch fucks them over and they become an asshole or bitch. My other theory is that someone in the relationship is going to be the bad "guy". It's hard to find a couple where both people are truly in love with each other and looking out for the other's happiness over their own. In fact, the good person in yesterday's relationship can easily be the asshole/bitch in tomorrow's. I've been the best boyfriend in the world and I've been the worst, it all depended on the circumstances.

I don't believe that theory at all. I have always treated women the same way, with respect.

Look at Grex, he doesn't have an asshole bone in his body, and he has a hot woman.

neebelung · 09-09-2009, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by karl_1052

Look at Grex, he doesn't have an asshole bone in his body, and he has a hot woman.

Amen!!!!!!!!

HurricaneHeather · 09-09-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by karl_1052

Look at Grex, he doesn't have an asshole bone in his body, and he has a hot woman.

And she's just the normal kind of crazy.

karl_1052 · 09-09-2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

And she's just the normal kind of crazy.

You mean ride across the country on the back of a busa crazy?

that is the good kind.

LeeNetworX · 09-09-2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Krabill

Simple, they're all psycho.

I've always said...

All women are crazy. The trick is, finding the type of crazy you are willing to live with.

Trip · 09-09-2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by karl_1052

You mean ride across the country on the back of a busa crazy?

that is the good kind.

That's not the good kind, that's the acceptable kind. The good kind description belongs in the dark alley subforum.

HurricaneHeather · 09-09-2009, 03:44 PM

Someone just emailed this to me. Old but funny.

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.'

The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' He says, 'because I' ve been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are.'

Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently..

Up to 80 . 'I want the car, too,' he continues.

85 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!'

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, 'Isn't there anything you want?'

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
'No, I've got everything I need,' she says.
'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got?'

Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. 'The airbag.'

Moral of the Story :
Women are crazy!!!!

neebelung · 09-09-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

I've always said...

All women are crazy. The trick is, finding the type of crazy you are willing to live with.

Perfect.

I love that...

09-09-2009, 03:44 PM	#59
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	Someone just emailed this to me. Old but funny. A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.' The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' He says, 'because I' ve been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are.' Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently.. Up to 80 . 'I want the car, too,' he continues. 85 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!' The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, 'Isn't there anything you want?' The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. 'No, I've got everything I need,' she says. 'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got?' Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. 'The airbag.' Moral of the Story : Women are crazy!!!!