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Amorok · 12-29-2009, 08:13 PM

Bone Valerie Bertinelli. I saw a Jenny Craig commercial she was on and suddenly it's all I can think about. I'm not sure why, but something happens in my pants when she's on the tv. Am I wrong for this?

tommymac · 12-29-2009, 08:19 PM

I think shes loving life now, she looks and is doing well and EVH is a complete trainwreck.

askmrjesus · 12-29-2009, 08:19 PM

No, you're not wrong, you're just late.

I wanted to bone her when she was on that TV show I can't remember the name of.

Also wanted to bone her TV mom (Bonnie Franklin?) But I did not not to bone her big sister (Nckenkeies Phillpips).

Yes, I've been drinking.

JC

Fleck750 · 12-29-2009, 08:23 PM

I wonder if he's going to survive until the plane trip back to 'ssippi.

tommymac · 12-29-2009, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Fleck750

I wonder if he's going to survive until the plane trip back to 'ssippi.

Last I heard he also had tongue cancer, guy cant catch a break.

askmrjesus · 12-29-2009, 08:26 PM

ONE DAY AT TIME!

Ha.

Remered it.

JC

tommymac · 12-29-2009, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

ONE DAY AT TIME!

Ha.

Remered it.

JC

That means you havent drank enough then

Tom

defector · 12-29-2009, 08:30 PM

Schneider was the poor mans Fonzie....

Rangerscott · 12-29-2009, 08:33 PM

What he's trying to say is, he would like to plow her.

Amber Lamps · 12-29-2009, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

Bone Valerie Bertinelli. I saw a Jenny Craig commercial she was on and suddenly it's all I can think about. I'm not sure why, but something happens in my pants when she's on the tv. Am I wrong for this?

Yes, you are being disrespectful to your partner.

12-29-2009, 08:13 PM	#1
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	I want to... Bone Valerie Bertinelli. I saw a Jenny Craig commercial she was on and suddenly it's all I can think about. I'm not sure why, but something happens in my pants when she's on the tv. Am I wrong for this? __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

12-29-2009, 08:19 PM	#3
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	No, you're not wrong, you're just late. I wanted to bone her when she was on that TV show I can't remember the name of. Also wanted to bone her TV mom (Bonnie Franklin?) But I did not not to bone her big sister (Nckenkeies Phillpips). Yes, I've been drinking. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

12-29-2009, 08:23 PM	#4
Fleck750 Spiker bike Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: KCK Moto: KZ750 Posts: 1,629	I wonder if he's going to survive until the plane trip back to 'ssippi. __________________ I ride way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Author Unknown

12-29-2009, 08:26 PM	#6
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	ONE DAY AT TIME! Ha. Remered it. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

12-29-2009, 08:30 PM	#8
defector My balls, your chin Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The desert of Az Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250 Posts: 1,917	Schneider was the poor mans Fonzie.... __________________ Reading this signature may give you special powers, including the ability to run through walls. You should try it immediately.

12-29-2009, 08:19 PM	#2
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	I think shes loving life now, she looks and is doing well and EVH is a complete trainwreck.

12-29-2009, 08:33 PM	#9
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	What he's trying to say is, he would like to plow her.