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Old 12-29-2009, 08:13 PM   #1
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Bone Valerie Bertinelli. I saw a Jenny Craig commercial she was on and suddenly it's all I can think about. I'm not sure why, but something happens in my pants when she's on the tv. Am I wrong for this?
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Old 12-29-2009, 08:19 PM   #2
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I think shes loving life now, she looks and is doing well and EVH is a complete trainwreck.
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Old 12-29-2009, 08:19 PM   #3
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No, you're not wrong, you're just late.

I wanted to bone her when she was on that TV show I can't remember the name of.

Also wanted to bone her TV mom (Bonnie Franklin?) But I did not not to bone her big sister (Nckenkeies Phillpips).

Yes, I've been drinking.

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Old 12-29-2009, 08:23 PM   #4
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I wonder if he's going to survive until the plane trip back to 'ssippi.
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Old 12-29-2009, 08:26 PM   #5
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I wonder if he's going to survive until the plane trip back to 'ssippi.
Last I heard he also had tongue cancer, guy cant catch a break.
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ONE DAY AT TIME!

Ha.

Remered it.

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ONE DAY AT TIME!

Ha.

Remered it.

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Old 12-29-2009, 08:30 PM   #8
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Schneider was the poor mans Fonzie....
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Old 12-29-2009, 08:33 PM   #9
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What he's trying to say is, he would like to plow her.
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Old 12-29-2009, 08:58 PM   #10
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Bone Valerie Bertinelli. I saw a Jenny Craig commercial she was on and suddenly it's all I can think about. I'm not sure why, but something happens in my pants when she's on the tv. Am I wrong for this?
Yes, you are being disrespectful to your partner.
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