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Old 01-05-2010, 10:54 AM   #1
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So this morning I was heading into work and was pulling into the work parking lot that is on the right side of the road, so I am looking right into the parking lot for spots. I hear a "BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!" come from the left side of the car and instantly go into the fetal position expecting the car to start rolling because it sounded like someone had t-boned me coming from the other direction, but the car doesn't move. I look to the left and see a deer staring right back at me. The stupid fucker had run straight into my car. I was traveling at 10-20mph and was in process of a turn, so I wasn't going that fast and should of been plenty of easy enough to avoid. I guess the stupid fucker was trying to charge me. It took off my mirror on the drivers side and some molding, probably some denting, but my car is a beater and had dents already in my door.

Stupid animals, makes me want to go hunting.
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Old 01-05-2010, 10:59 AM   #2
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Glad you and the deer are okay.
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:00 AM   #3
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It's a very common occurrence for a deer to t-bone a car. Glad you are ok, it doesn't always turn out that way.
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:02 AM   #4
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Dude, I live in Jackson NJ. They're fucking everywhere. I've already taken one of the fuckers out. Thankfully, I center-punched him rather square, and he only took out the license plate bracket on my Expedition.

They're as dumb as rats, but weigh 200+, and can devastate a vehicle. I fucking hate deer.
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:06 AM   #5
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It's a very common occurrence for a deer to t-bone a car. Glad you are ok, it doesn't always turn out that way.
Yep, happened to a few people I knew, including my mom, when we lived in Michigan. Probably tried to jump over your car but got the timing all wrong . Those things can jump like they have springs in their legs.
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:17 AM   #6
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You: I got hit by a deer today!
Someone else: OMG! You hit a deer? Hope you're alright!
You: No, I GOT hit by a deer today!

Glad everything's relatively alright - that's funny
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:23 AM   #7
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Stupid deer. I hate them.
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Stupid deer. I hate them.
You need to hunt. They might be a nuisance but they taste good.
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Those things can jump like they have springs in their legs.
Now if they only had depth perception...
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