Bullfrogs and b.j.s

neebelung · 04-15-2008, 01:38 PM

A joke stolen from the local board

Bullfrogs & blow jobs

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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!' 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.

'It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find
her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone.'

LaFemmes · 04-15-2008, 01:42 PM

Trip · 04-15-2008, 01:44 PM

That's awesome.

Rider · 04-15-2008, 01:50 PM

:bigrofl:

JoJoYZF · 04-15-2008, 02:58 PM

Thats great

NONE_too_SOFT · 04-15-2008, 10:48 PM

moral of the story?

women, learn how to give better blowjobs, and practice often. i'll coach ya.

OneSickPsycho · 04-16-2008, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

moral of the story?

women, learn how to give better blowjobs, and practice often. i'll coach ya.

Fer real. And good handjobs too... I've had some pretty terrible blowjobs, but I've had WORSE handjobs.

Quick281 · 04-16-2008, 01:46 PM

I think I have a new favorite joke.

jalaan1 · 04-16-2008, 05:42 PM

lol, good one.

Captain Morgan · 04-16-2008, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

moral of the story?

women, learn how to give better blowjobs, and practice often. i'll coach ya.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Fer real. And good handjobs too... I've had some pretty terrible blowjobs, but I've had WORSE handjobs.

These men speak the truth! I've had a couple of each that were so bad, I've simply told the woman to give up and I took care of it by hand my damn self. That's the absolute worst. If I wanna jerk off, I can do it without a woman around. Of course, I at least made sure to aim it her way at just the right time.

04-15-2008, 01:38 PM	#1
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	Bullfrogs and b.j.s A joke stolen from the local board Bullfrogs & blow jobs -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. 'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!' 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied. 'It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. 'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked. The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone.'

04-15-2008, 01:42 PM	#2
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04-16-2008, 01:46 PM	#8
Quick281 Victim of Blazer Rapage Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Talkeetna, AK Moto: 06 GSXR 600 Posts: 1,707	I think I have a new favorite joke. __________________ -Alex- Resident TWFix Noob. My 06 GSXR 600 <-- Its Clickable Fools.

04-16-2008, 05:42 PM	#9
jalaan1 orangina Zed Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: LI, NY Moto: '12 Z1000 Posts: 700	lol, good one. __________________

04-15-2008, 01:50 PM	#4
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	:bigrofl:

04-15-2008, 02:58 PM	#5
JoJoYZF Bring on the Zombies! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cleveland Moto: 2000 Yamaha YZF600R Posts: 2,691	Thats great

04-15-2008, 10:48 PM	#6
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	moral of the story? women, learn how to give better blowjobs, and practice often. i'll coach ya.