What CAN'T you drive? - Page 3

CrazyKell · 04-21-2010, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by shmike

So stay the fuck out of the way when those of us who know how to drive are backing our boats into the water, toy-haulers into the pits, trailer into the loading zone, etc.

I'm not directing my rant at you, Kel. It's expected.

The whole "I have a vagina" thing.

You had me...then you lost me.

It takes me no more than 2 tries and it's not a question of completely blowing it, it's a matter of fixing it to get it to my liking.

I can't back up a trailer because I have a vagine? Not because I have NO practice with it. Not because it's not something I do every day. Not because I'm self taught. Because I have a vagine?

You didn't hear me saying "oooh I'm a girl....I can't do this"

Oh and I know the general rant wasn't directed at me.

Cutty72 · 04-21-2010, 04:38 PM

Hey now, I didn't post that but you somehow quoted me?

CrazyKell · 04-21-2010, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72

Hey now, I didn't post that but you somehow quoted me?

I don't know how that happened either. Apparently I can't back up a trailer OR post quotes.

Cutty72 · 04-21-2010, 04:45 PM

shmike · 04-21-2010, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

I can't back up a trailer because I have a vagine? Not because I have NO practice with it. Not because it's not something I do every day. Not because I'm self taught. Because I have a vagine?

Correct.

I missed the misquote but thanks.

CrazyKell · 04-21-2010, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by shmike

Correct.

Good to know.

You know, if they would just take away my license (for being a woman) I wouldn't even have to worry about being allowed to drive the truck in the first place!

azoomm · 04-21-2010, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by shmike

Correct.

I missed the misquote but thanks.

OK, I'll make sure to remind the guys when I park their trailers for them...

Asshole.

shmike · 04-21-2010, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

OK, I'll make sure to remind the guys when I park their trailers for them...

Asshole.

I'd remind them that if they can't park their trailer, they obviously don't belong at the track.

No refunds either.

karl_1052 · 04-21-2010, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

You had me...then you lost me.

It takes me no more than 2 tries and it's not a question of completely blowing it, it's a matter of fixing it to get it to my liking.

I can't back up a trailer because I have a vagine? Not because I have NO practice with it. Not because it's not something I do every day. Not because I'm self taught. Because I have a vagine?

You didn't hear me saying "oooh I'm a girl....I can't do this"

Oh and I know the general rant wasn't directed at me.

I must have a vagine too. I used to drive a truck every day for 3 years with a trailer, and could turn that thing around in the tightest of spaces, but since I have had an office job for the last 5 years, I would be very rusty with a trailer.

smileyman · 04-21-2010, 05:54 PM

I love driving vagina! wait what was the question again?

I'll tell you what I can't drive. It's the speed limit. Can't do it. Makes my hands sweat. I get itchy and weave alot. Curves only make me want to go faster.

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