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Amorok · 02-13-2011, 08:57 PM

I want to hit Carl's Jr and watch my heart explode.

Avatard · 02-13-2011, 11:29 PM

Mmmm. Don't have those around here. Damn.

Adeptus_Minor · 02-18-2011, 06:27 AM

So I just figured out the purpose of a high cholesterol diet.
When you live a life of danger and mystery, you never know when you might get shot or stabbed in the heart.
This is where a high cholesterol diet is important. Any minor punctures of the cardiac tissue can actually self-seal. You can eat your way to the world's first Run Flat Heart!

Dave · 02-18-2011, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

Mmmm. Don't have those around here. Damn.

theres a hardees in middletown delaware. or you could always hit the turnpike for some roy rogers. 'course i understand carl's jr doesnt own them anymore so i guess its not quite the same thing

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

So I just figured out the purpose of a high cholesterol diet.
When you live a life of danger and mystery, you never know when you might get shot or stabbed in the heart.
This is where a high cholesterol diet is important. Any minor punctures of the cardiac tissue can actually self-seal. You can eat your way to the world's first Run Flat Heart!

pure genius

Adeptus_Minor · 02-18-2011, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

pure genius

Mental fatigue and fattening meat products make strange bedfellows.

02-13-2011, 08:57 PM	#31
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	I want to hit Carl's Jr and watch my heart explode. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

02-13-2011, 11:29 PM	#32
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Mmmm. Don't have those around here. Damn. __________________ Insert free thought here.

02-18-2011, 06:27 AM	#33
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	So I just figured out the purpose of a high cholesterol diet. When you live a life of danger and mystery, you never know when you might get shot or stabbed in the heart. This is where a high cholesterol diet is important. Any minor punctures of the cardiac tissue can actually self-seal. You can eat your way to the world's first Run Flat Heart! __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”