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Old 06-10-2011, 11:18 AM   #1
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Default You are retarded.

Just heard on the radio that a 28 yr women was raped. But Rangerscott yhats not funny and it doesnt make her retarded. Correction. It does.

This dude breaks into her home. She grabs her cell phone and records the guy and is even talking to him. After the guy is done stealing he rapes her. I'll let re-write this story as how it should have gone down.
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Old 06-10-2011, 11:25 AM   #2
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Just heard on the radio that a 28 yr women was raped. But Rangerscott yhats not funny and it doesnt make her retarded. Correction. It does.

This dude breaks into her home. She grabs her cell phone and records the guy and is even talking to him. After the guy is done stealing he rapes her. I'll let re-write this story as how it should have gone down.
Is this English?
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Old 06-10-2011, 11:31 AM   #3
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Drunk much?

So you're saying she's retarded for recording him instead of fighting back right?
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Old 06-10-2011, 11:33 AM   #4
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Sorta in the form of english..

Cliff notes.

guys breaks into house

woman uses cell to video tape and not call 911

guy is horny

woman probably was also so she goes along with it

guy leaves

woman calls the cops for insurance claim

she goes to bed glowing and is getting a check in mail from insurance company, oh, and now has amateur porn on her phone.
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Old 06-10-2011, 12:16 PM   #5
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Shoulda gone...

Man breaks into house, woman reaches into purse and pulls out her pistol, shoots intruder, picks up cell phone to call 911 then records the scene with it so she can show it off to friends later...

OR

Man breaks into house, finds woman cooking pizza in a negligee with her twin sister who is tapping a keg, he comes on to her by saying he was going to rob her, but is now hopelessly smitten and pledges his eternal love and gratitude...Followed by gratuitous food and sex.
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Old 06-10-2011, 12:56 PM   #6
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What happened according to chan
1. Breaking in
2. Pillage
3. Surprise Sex
4. ?????
5. Profit!
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Old 06-10-2011, 02:27 PM   #7
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Is this English?
Oh the irony.
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Old 06-10-2011, 04:54 PM   #8
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Oh the irony.
Precisely.

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