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Old 06-19-2012, 08:40 PM   #1
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How good it feels to have drained balls. Seriously, I wish I had started aspirating my hydrocele years ago. plus my dick looks even bigger than usual. Score!
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Old 06-19-2012, 08:44 PM   #2
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I thought that was called syphillis?
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Old 06-19-2012, 10:02 PM   #3
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Holy TMI, dude...
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Old 06-19-2012, 11:05 PM   #4
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I had to look up hydrocele.
No matter...

Rock out with your cock I always say.
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What. The. Fuck. I'm gone for a while and this is what I come back to?
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Old 06-20-2012, 12:42 AM   #6
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By the imaginary power vested in me, by me, I hereby dub thee...

Bubble Balls.

Dave is dead. Long live Bubble Balls.

Trip, I believe a name change is in order.

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Old 06-20-2012, 01:22 AM   #7
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I had to look up hydrocele.
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Rock out with your cock I always say.
Yeh I just looked it up myself, and dave get your ass to the doctor. I think you have iraqi parasites in your balls

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A hydrocele (Br English: hydrocoele) denotes a pathological accumulation of serous fluid in a body cavity. It can also be noted as a minor malformation of newborns due to high levels of lead in the mother's blood during pregnancy. Communicating hydrocele, caused by the failure of the processus vaginalis closure. A hydrocele testis is the accumulation of fluids around a testicle, and is fairly common. It is caused by fluid secreted from a remnant piece of peritoneum wrapped around the testicle, called the tunica vaginalis. It can be the result of cancer, trauma (such as a hernia), or orchitis, and can also occur in infants undergoing peritoneal dialysis. It may be treated surgically. Hydroceles are usually not painful, but neither are testicular tumors. A common way of diagnosing a hydrocele is by attempting to shine a strong light through the enlarged scrotum. A hydrocele will usually pass light, while a tumor will not. A related region in females that can have a hydrocele is the canal of Nuck.[1] A hydrocele can also be the result of a plugged inguinal lymphatic system caused by repeated, chronic infection of Wuchereria bancrofti or Brugia malayi, two mosquito-borne parasites of Africa and Southeast Asia, respectively. As such, the condition would be a part of more diffuse sequelae commonly referred to as elephantiasis, which also affects the lymphatic system in other parts of the body. [edit]References
Knowing that you have been to SE asia in the last few years, this sounds like a VA issue.
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Old 06-20-2012, 03:09 AM   #8
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Ive had it since high school, this is from riding a bike into a parked car and eating the handlebars with my crotch. At times ive been swinging a grapefruit
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Old 06-20-2012, 08:34 AM   #9
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Fortunatley its a prety benign condition, just that they need to be drained. I saw it done in the OR once and it ruined me for weeks after seeing what the docs did with this guys sack
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Old 06-20-2012, 08:51 AM   #10
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Hydrocelectomy? Yeah they have to get past a lot of import crap before they shut off the water works
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