Check this friendly little creature out

[Jet]

Was running around the mountains today around 530am and these little suckers started coming out of the wood works. They're called whip scorpion/vinegaroon, they look like scorpions except they don't have a stinger, just a little whip. I did the responsible thing and poked it with a stick than played with it for 20 minutes or so. It raised up like a scorpion but instead of striking out it just vibrates its tail in the air.
In my professional opinion, this creature is a fail at evolution.