I f*cking hate birds, but...

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by Vettezilla (Impala Balko)

THat was funny as hell watching that video but honestly those birds SUCK

My Fiance's mother has one and that bird is the most obnoxious thing ever. I hate that bird with every fiber of my body... The thing Is loud as hell you cant even carry on a conversation anywhere in the house when that thing is squawking, if you don't pay attention to them they make as much noise as they can, and if you dont pay enough attention to them in general they start self mutilating themselves by plucking their own feathers. The bird my future mother-in-law owns hates men with a passion so when ever it sees me it attacks me. (if you want to see me run like a bitch bring that white devil near me) The fucking thing doesn't even talk plus not to mention if it ever gets a hold of you it could easily take a digit off. FUCK UMBRELLA COCKATOOS and all birds for that matter

There is nothing special about this bird though they all do the head banging and dancing around thing on their own will its nothing that was taught to that bird.

My best buddy in HS's mom had this fucking African Gray thing... Supposedly the smartest of all these retarded birds... You'd pick up the phone and hear the dial tone.... and hear the phone still ringing... and realize the fucking bird was making the noise. God damnit was that thing annoying. Every time you'd cover it's cage it would squawk, "lights out simon" over and over again... We tried teaching it a string of obscenities, but were too stoned and lazy all the time to a) follow up with it and b) remember the exact phrase... It did get pretty good at saying 'fuck you bird'...