Electronics wizards: 555 monostable one shot?

[Avatard]

I need a circuit to prevent doorbell re-trigger for 5 seconds (either that, or a hitman to take out my UPS guy).

Motherfucker is either neurotic, or has fucking Parkinsons.

Regardless, I'm sick of his horseshit, and I want a circuit to prevent the doorbell from being re-triggered. Alternately, I'm considering a circuit to send the first push to the doorbell, the second push to null, and the 3rd to a huge fucking airhorn, mounted above the door.

All suggestions considered...