My cats must die

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Rogue

I'm sure she did since she filled my crashed computer full of lolcats kitteh porn.

That little asshole wakes me up constantly in the middle of my sleep time. Always laying on my head and he meows and purrs LOUD! He reaches my shoulder with his paws and digs into it. He's damn lucky all I've done is cuss him and push him on the floor, when I really want to watch him bounce off the wall. I can't stand being messed with when I'm trying to sleep.

In the meantime when I complain to Mini-Me, she sends me little messages online to "luv teh kitteh!" Next time she goes to her dad's she can take the little shit with her.

Now that I'm up I'm trying to stay awake so I can get some stuff done a little early and hopefully be able to get some sort of sleep before work tonight.

you gotta establish dominance. Roll him on his back and stare him down, lightly pop him on the nose, gently sit on him and or bite him. Im not advocating hurting the cat, just using derivatives of natural cat social behaviours to get the point across.