Oh shiot moments.

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Originally Posted by mondos06cbr1000

how about this.....


getting really drunk off a few scorpion bowls and a few beers then I headed to a house party and had a few jager bombs and a few more beers, then went into boston around 10 because that party sucked, parked my car in a parking garage, went to a few more pars/clubs had a bunch of long island ice teas and red headed sluts as well as some patron. Then blacked out and woke up fully dressed in my bed back home. Looked outside...didnt see my BMW. My buddy picked me up to go grab his new bike at like 7am and we picked up my buddy who went into boston with me the night b4, he's still drunk...doesnt know how he got home, just like myself. Go into Boston and find my car still there...40$ later i get my car out.

We find out we showed back up to the party we were at before we went into boston but nobody knows how we got there or got home from that party

kinda an oh shit moment....

a better one is my squad leader asking me for the map that he gave me to carry before we moved out on a patrol during training, and then me realizing I left the map back in the barracks 9 miles from where we were in the woods.... f

That's quite the story. I had one where I started the day by taking some mushrooms. A buddy needed a ride to NH for something. That's when I found out he was a cocaine dealer. He needed to go to NH to pick up his supply. Did cocaine while driving (you don't need to block the other nostril). Got back to the house. People were starting to show up. Started drinking heavily, went up and smoked three joints. After we were done smoking I made a huge mistake and smoked a fucking Newport menthol. Walked downstairs and started to chat with a buddy while drinking more. Felt the spins coming on. So I started walking towards the upstairs toilet. Right before I got to the stairs, I started seeing like three of everything. Took me, literally, two minutes to get up the stairs. Got to the bathroom, leaned over the toilet to puke, then nothing. I passed out before I finished leaning over. A buddy came in and saw me laying down at the toilet. I woke up and said "Oh shit, I'm right here?" My head was behind the toilet. I never did puke either. I sat up and that's when I realized I pissed myself. Layed in bed for 30 minutes and half the party moved into the room I was in. 10 minutes later I was up drinking again.