Farking banana spiders!!!!!!!!!!!!!

neebelung · 09-14-2009, 01:02 PM

If there's one thing I could change about Florida (well, other than hurricanes

) it's the fuckin banana spiders! :nilly: Holy shit!!!!! In the last couple weeks, our yard is chock-full of them! One particularly massive bitch has built her web-of-steel just outside our 3rd bedroom/office window (which is where I spend the better part of my day these days). She's been there for a week now, and she's literally getting bigger by the day! We had a huge storm the other night, and I was suuuuuuure it would dislodge her web, and I'd be free of my little 8-legged-voyeur, but nooooooo - she's still there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right now, she's trying to incorporate a partcicularly long blade of grass into her web - an arachnid tiki hut in the plans maybe?

At press time, one of our cats is sitting on the windowsill, MESMERIZED by the huge yellow and black beast from hell.

FAAACCKKKKKKK!!!!!!

09-14-2009, 01:02 PM	#1
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	Farking banana spiders!!!!!!!!!!!!! If there's one thing I could change about Florida (well, other than hurricanes ) it's the fuckin banana spiders! :nilly: Holy shit!!!!! In the last couple weeks, our yard is chock-full of them! One particularly massive bitch has built her web-of-steel just outside our 3rd bedroom/office window (which is where I spend the better part of my day these days). She's been there for a week now, and she's literally getting bigger by the day! We had a huge storm the other night, and I was suuuuuuure it would dislodge her web, and I'd be free of my little 8-legged-voyeur, but nooooooo - she's still there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right now, she's trying to incorporate a partcicularly long blade of grass into her web - an arachnid tiki hut in the plans maybe? At press time, one of our cats is sitting on the windowsill, MESMERIZED by the huge yellow and black beast from hell. FAAACCKKKKKKK!!!!!!