I want to cut my ears off and gouge out part of my memory

Captain Morgan · 12-19-2009, 12:46 PM

OMG, I think I'm going to puke. My phone apparently didn't send a call through (thank god) but let me know at 3am that I had a voice message. I have no idea when it was left, but I'm pretty sure I know who it was (which is why I want to cut my ears off and shove a knife into my brain). All I heard was sloshing of a waterbed and moaning. I deleted the VM INSTANTLY and threw down my phone. The only people I know that have a water bed are my parents. Their phone must have been in their bed and dialed me at some point last night.

12-19-2009, 12:46 PM	#1
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	I want to cut my ears off and gouge out part of my memory OMG, I think I'm going to puke. My phone apparently didn't send a call through (thank god) but let me know at 3am that I had a voice message. I have no idea when it was left, but I'm pretty sure I know who it was (which is why I want to cut my ears off and shove a knife into my brain). All I heard was sloshing of a waterbed and moaning. I deleted the VM INSTANTLY and threw down my phone. The only people I know that have a water bed are my parents. Their phone must have been in their bed and dialed me at some point last night.