Today's Funny

CasterTroy · 01-04-2010, 12:43 PM

Jerry is traveling in Japan on business and heads to the hotel bar. While sitting and drinking, he catches the eye of a pretty young Japanese girl. He speaks little Japanese and she speaks no English, but they manage to make their intentions known and before they know it, they're both upstairs in his room.

While between the sheets, she's an animal. She's writhing around and yelling at the top of her lungs "Wazai, Wazai!" Jerry doesn't understand the word, but he's feeling pretty studly that he can make her scream "Wazai"; whatever that means, it must be good.

The next morning, Jerry takes his business clients out golfing. After the fourth hole, the CEO hits a beautiful shot that lands ten feet from the flag. Wanting to impress his clients with his knowledge of their culture, Jerry claps him on the back and proclaims, "Wazai!"

Conversation stops. "Whaddya mean, wrong hole?"

01-04-2010, 12:43 PM	#11
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	Jerry is traveling in Japan on business and heads to the hotel bar. While sitting and drinking, he catches the eye of a pretty young Japanese girl. He speaks little Japanese and she speaks no English, but they manage to make their intentions known and before they know it, they're both upstairs in his room. While between the sheets, she's an animal. She's writhing around and yelling at the top of her lungs "Wazai, Wazai!" Jerry doesn't understand the word, but he's feeling pretty studly that he can make her scream "Wazai"; whatever that means, it must be good. The next morning, Jerry takes his business clients out golfing. After the fourth hole, the CEO hits a beautiful shot that lands ten feet from the flag. Wanting to impress his clients with his knowledge of their culture, Jerry claps him on the back and proclaims, "Wazai!" Conversation stops. "Whaddya mean, wrong hole?" __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl