Tiger returns to golf!

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

I'd like to say that I wouldn't be, that'd I'd tell the media to fuck off and mind their own business. But, then again, I've never been rich or famous...so who knows.

If he would've been a man about it, came out and said something like, "Yea, I fucked all those bitches right good too. Probably going to keep doing it as long as I can too, because its awesome" then Nike probably would've dropped him sure....but he would've still recovered just the same...and he would've kept his balls intact.

Although, if the end result of his chosen approach of being a bitch nets him more money, pussy and golf jackets then who am I to criticize anyway?

It would be awesome if he gave details when they asked him about it.
Uchitel liked it in the ass...
IHOP chic swallowed...
Porn star liked it rough...etc., etc.

Wonder what the reporters would do with that shit?