My Pear

[pauldun170]

Could have sworn I brought a pear to work today, I even vague recall seeing it prior to lunch.
I cannot find it.

Did I imagine I brought it? did one of these new asshats floating around the office grab it off my desk? who are these fuckheads anyway. they dobn't even look you in the eye when you pass them in the hallway.

I brought my bag of strawberries.
My banana.
My little bag of snacky cereal whatever wheat-thing-o-mo-stuffy delicio-oso
My teabag (when you bring your own, there is no peer pressure to accept someone elses teabag - A serious concern when you work in NYC)
No pear

I was looking forward to my pear now it is gone. On top of that, Trip is anti-nipple.
This day is just took a dive.
Unless I find my pear.
Then the work day would have ended on a good note.
well not really because I'm gonna have my banana now. If I have a pear right after that I'm gonna feel a bit on the full side.
So fuck you pear.