My Banana

LeeNetworX · 04-19-2010, 12:29 PM

Could have sworn I brought a banana to work today, I even vague recall seeing it prior to lunch.
I cannot find it.

Did I imagine I brought it? did one of these new asshats floating around the office grab it off my desk? who are these fuckheads anyway. they dobn't even look you in the eye when you pass them in the hallway.

I brought my yogurt. My $1 ramen noodle lunches.
My pear.
My little can of wasabi-soy-almond-thing-o-mo-stuffy delicio-oso
My Crystal light packets for my water.
No banana.

I was looking forward to my banana now it is gone. On top of that, Paul is getting alzheimer's and his car now smells like pear.
This day is just took a dive.
Unless I find my banana.
Then the work day would have ended on a good note.
well not really because I'm gonna have my pear now. If I have a banana right after that I'm gonna feel a bit on the full side.
So fuck you banana.

And fuck parodies.

04-19-2010, 12:29 PM	#1
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	My Banana Could have sworn I brought a banana to work today, I even vague recall seeing it prior to lunch. I cannot find it. Did I imagine I brought it? did one of these new asshats floating around the office grab it off my desk? who are these fuckheads anyway. they dobn't even look you in the eye when you pass them in the hallway. I brought my yogurt. My $1 ramen noodle lunches. My pear. My little can of wasabi-soy-almond-thing-o-mo-stuffy delicio-oso My Crystal light packets for my water. No banana. I was looking forward to my banana now it is gone. On top of that, Paul is getting alzheimer's and his car now smells like pear. This day is just took a dive. Unless I find my banana. Then the work day would have ended on a good note. well not really because I'm gonna have my pear now. If I have a banana right after that I'm gonna feel a bit on the full side. So fuck you banana. And fuck parodies.