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View Poll Results: What's it going to be?
Stab it 0 0%
Shotgun 9 20.45%
.45 6 13.64%
Fire 4 9.09%
Strap it to a Rocket (Houston, your mouse has a problem) 9 20.45%
Issue a fatwa 3 6.82%
Hammer Time! 1 2.27%
Death by Ducati 9 20.45%
Clemency (Highly unlikely) 1 2.27%
Syphilis (Tater's whore of an ex-wife option) 2 4.55%
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Old 06-11-2010, 10:27 PM   #22
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Shoot it with a .22 in each corner, draw and quarter it using said holes, fill it with magnesium and glue it back together, then ignite it while diving the balsa R/C plane it's on into a pool of gasoline.

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