Best ER complaint EVAR!!!

tommymac · 05-19-2011, 09:52 AM

So my shift is winding down last night and the triage nurse calls me to talk to a guy. She cant figure out why hes here. So I go talk to him, took forever to get it out of him but he tells me in his best ghetto speak that he got an errection, started having relations with his GF and after about a minute he was finished.

I say ok so you came to the Er becasue you blew a quickie (had to use smaller words, this guy was THAT dumb) and he says yeah I need to be checked out, told him to go home and take a cold shower and think about your gym teacher next time youre having relations and maybe you will last longer.

He says I want to get it checked. I told him I dont want to check it so go see your doctor this is not an emergency.

05-19-2011, 09:52 AM	#1
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	Best ER complaint EVAR!!! So my shift is winding down last night and the triage nurse calls me to talk to a guy. She cant figure out why hes here. So I go talk to him, took forever to get it out of him but he tells me in his best ghetto speak that he got an errection, started having relations with his GF and after about a minute he was finished. I say ok so you came to the Er becasue you blew a quickie (had to use smaller words, this guy was THAT dumb) and he says yeah I need to be checked out, told him to go home and take a cold shower and think about your gym teacher next time youre having relations and maybe you will last longer. He says I want to get it checked. I told him I dont want to check it so go see your doctor this is not an emergency.