09-10-2011, 02:18 PM
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Let's do another U-turn
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Indiana
Moto: 2009 V-Strom
Posts: 3,816
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Quote:
Originally Posted by askmrjesus
Step one: Grab shotgun.
Step two: Pull the dogs off the Bobcat. Believe it or not, this procedure is not covered in the goose raising handbook, (clearly an oversight on the part of the author).
Step three: shoot the Bobcat. Why you ask? Because, the Bobcat isn't exactly friendly and can do some major damage. Even though the dog did a number on him, things could possibly have gone much worse for the dog and likely will the next time around.
Step four: Take bobcat to a taxidermist. If you don't want it, sell it to the taxidermist for a few bucks and call it a day.
Step five: Go home and go back to bed.
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