A most embarassing way to go.

[Johnny Rico]

Almost bought it today. At Walmart of all places. I was walking to my truck digging in my jacket pocket for my keys when an old lady backed out of her parking space. Knocking me on my ass. As I tried to roll to my feet, I made it half way up before being knocked down again. She had not seen me and was still backing up. I was already under the ass end of her car when a couple of girls passing by pounded on her trunk and she stopped.

What pissed me off was once I stood up and was dusting myself off, she just looked at me, shrugged, then drove off. Did not even say a word.