12-18-2008, 10:05 AM | #1 |
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Soon all chicks will become obsolete...MUAAAAA!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l6buDfU9AY
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,465844,00.html A Canadian man, apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — he's built himself one. Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, says he's spent about $20,000 so far on Aiko, a 5-foot-tall female android with clear skin, a slim if shapely figure and a wonderful disposition. "She can recognize faces, she can identify medication, she can even butter your toast," Le Trung tells the Toronto Globe and Mail. Not only that, but Aiko speaks — in both English and, for some reason, Japanese. (Le Trung has a Vietnamese name.) She can also read. "Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty," Le Trung tells the Sun of London. "Aiko doesn't need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman." She still can't walk, however. That will take a lot more work and, Le Trung tells the Globe and Mail, a new round of funding. He hopes to create and sell more pretty female robots in the future. "Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her," he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she "has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there."
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12-18-2008, 10:08 AM | #2 |
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haha nice
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12-18-2008, 10:09 AM | #3 |
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I wonder about guys like this. Every nerd I know has fantasies of a robot woman, but this guy actually built one. Weird.
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12-18-2008, 10:09 AM | #4 |
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Sweet.... but who wants one that talks?
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12-18-2008, 10:10 AM | #5 |
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The nice thing about it, is when you get tired of her, you can toss her ass in the garbage without her taking half of your money.
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12-18-2008, 10:13 AM | #6 | |
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"I do not like to have my breasts touched"
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12-18-2008, 10:20 AM | #7 |
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Cherry 2000
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12-18-2008, 10:24 AM | #8 |
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Thats what I'm saying. Built a robot woman and she won't let you feel her up. WTF???? She should only be able to moan. All of the rest of that noise that comes out her mouth is pointless. She should have a Dyson attached to her mouth and be able to hold at least 20 sex postions.
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12-18-2008, 10:32 AM | #9 |
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See even if you perfect the physics and the responses you are going to get into a deep semantic discussion and some real issues.
To use a motorcycle analogy, do you really want a traction control, stability enhanced superbike that is "user friendly" or do you want a fire breathing unrestricted, will possibly tear your head off personality that engages you and thrills you every time you ride? A machine that requires no skill or effort Vs one that you have to really ride and fight for control, not knowing if it will spin up and send you into orbit or launch you down the straight and by your competition? If a woman gets along with your every request, where is the challenge?, where is the thrill? The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...
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12-18-2008, 10:33 AM | #10 | |
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So when does the male version for us ladies come out?
Don't hurt me, Tracy... Quote:
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