They Will F**king Kill Us All.

Quick281 · 03-23-2009, 12:41 AM

Thought I would take a chance to cruise around town with my friend before leaving for Alaska. We had a wonderful dinner and then were just going to cruise downtown and then split off.

Guy in front of us stopped quickly and I stopped fast enough I felt the rear lighten up quite a bit. Check behind me and the person behind me stopped. Someone 2 cars back in a fancy little bimmer on her god damn motherfucking cell phone wasn't paying attention and caused this mess. Her airbags went off, the ranger she hit had airbags deployed, and the blazer behind me did all he could to stop and couldn't. Person in the blazer went to the hospital, and the people in ranger were banged up but given the clear to the EMS people.

When I checked on the lady if she was ok, she had no idea what had happened. She was dazed and sober but she fortunately has insurance.

Props to Atlanta area EMS/Fire/Police. I don't know if it was because they heard a motorcycle was involved, but they had 3 cops, 2 ambulances, 1 fire truck and a fire chief on site before I could even understand what happened.

I am fine and I even managed to stay on the fucker for the ride. I don't even know how to feel right now. If the lady in the bimmer had been behind us, I wouldn't be here typing and my friend probably wouldn't either.

zed · 03-23-2009, 12:47 AM

good to hear you are ok. I've seen a bike that got smashed between two vehicles, she went to the hospital banged up pretty good.

hope everything works out with the insurance.

rogue · 03-23-2009, 12:54 AM

Damn!!!

I'm really glad you're ok!

And like Zed, I hope everything works out with the insurance.

Curb · 03-23-2009, 12:57 AM

what did the chick who started this all say? hopefully you took her cell phone and smashed that shit on the floor and asked "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, BITCH!"

in all seriousness though, glad you're ok. hopefully her insurance is top notch...since there are 4 vehicles involved. good luck!

derf · 03-23-2009, 01:00 AM

Damn damn damn dude you gots lucky, real lucky.

How bad is the bike it really doesn't look too bad except for the sub frame, the pictures aren't exactly clear, but it looks like bodywork, lights amd possibly subframe damage.

Cutty72 · 03-23-2009, 01:10 AM

Prob a new rear rim too.

Glad you are ok man. Stupid bitchez not payin attention and shit. And DAMN, to push 2 other vehicles ahead with enough force to do that... she was MOVIN!

Quick281 · 03-23-2009, 01:17 AM

Thanks everyone.

The bike seemed ok but I am really not sure. I was about 40 miles from home so i didn't want to take a chance on the highway in case the bike wasn't up to snuff.

The tire had a bad gash in it, the tail piece was busted out, the bike may have been in gear when I got hit so I don't know if the tranny took a beating, but the bike was making a new noise when I was backing it up to help the guy put in on the trailer. I don't think it will be that bad but who knows.

The lady in the bimmer knows people obviously since a personal non-uniform detective or so shit showed up in his Mercedes and was at his side the whole time. Obviously a family friend or something.

The lady in the bimmer told me she had no idea how anything had happened. All she remembers was hearing the radio and talking to her roomate. Older lady, sort of cougerish.

No matter how this turns out it will be an experience in seeing how my insurance company handles it and how it all comes out. Even if nothing comes of it, I will keep the bike. It just may not get to come to Alaska with me.

Cutty72 · 03-23-2009, 01:24 AM

Didn't know how it happend, well thats easy to explain.

what happened in the eyes of cougar lady:
Driving along, talking on cell phone, all of a sudden crash air bag, ow. Oh NO, someone made me smoosh my pretty car!

what happened in the eyes of... well, everyone else.

Driving along, traffic stops somewhat suddenly. Everyone stops leaving as much room as possible cause they are paying attention to what they are doing, (ie DRIVING) then some dumb bitch in a fancy car talking on her cell phone not paying attention rear ends a small pickup. That small pickup gets shoved into a small SUV, which gets pushed into a bike.

But don't worry, it wasn't her fault.

njchopper87 · 03-23-2009, 02:15 AM

Man.. that's some fucked up shit. Glad to hear you're all right. Crazy bitch should have her license taken away..

Particle Man · 03-23-2009, 10:06 AM

phone should be placed in such a way that it sounds like her colon is ringing...

03-23-2009, 12:41 AM	#1
Quick281 Victim of Blazer Rapage Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Talkeetna, AK Moto: 06 GSXR 600 Posts: 1,707	They Will Fking Kill Us All.** Thought I would take a chance to cruise around town with my friend before leaving for Alaska. We had a wonderful dinner and then were just going to cruise downtown and then split off. Guy in front of us stopped quickly and I stopped fast enough I felt the rear lighten up quite a bit. Check behind me and the person behind me stopped. Someone 2 cars back in a fancy little bimmer on her god damn motherfucking cell phone wasn't paying attention and caused this mess. Her airbags went off, the ranger she hit had airbags deployed, and the blazer behind me did all he could to stop and couldn't. Person in the blazer went to the hospital, and the people in ranger were banged up but given the clear to the EMS people. When I checked on the lady if she was ok, she had no idea what had happened. She was dazed and sober but she fortunately has insurance. Props to Atlanta area EMS/Fire/Police. I don't know if it was because they heard a motorcycle was involved, but they had 3 cops, 2 ambulances, 1 fire truck and a fire chief on site before I could even understand what happened. I am fine and I even managed to stay on the fucker for the ride. I don't even know how to feel right now. If the lady in the bimmer had been behind us, I wouldn't be here typing and my friend probably wouldn't either. __________________ -Alex- Resident TWFix Noob. My 06 GSXR 600 <-- Its Clickable Fools.

03-23-2009, 12:57 AM	#4
Curb resident gimp Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SoFla Moto: a big ole steamin pile of nothin Posts: 1,344	what did the chick who started this all say? hopefully you took her cell phone and smashed that shit on the floor and asked "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, BITCH!" in all seriousness though, glad you're ok. hopefully her insurance is top notch...since there are 4 vehicles involved. good luck! __________________ Steve Political correctness is killing this country

03-23-2009, 01:00 AM	#5
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Damn damn damn dude you gots lucky, real lucky. How bad is the bike it really doesn't look too bad except for the sub frame, the pictures aren't exactly clear, but it looks like bodywork, lights amd possibly subframe damage. __________________

03-23-2009, 01:17 AM	#7
Quick281 Victim of Blazer Rapage Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Talkeetna, AK Moto: 06 GSXR 600 Posts: 1,707	Thanks everyone. The bike seemed ok but I am really not sure. I was about 40 miles from home so i didn't want to take a chance on the highway in case the bike wasn't up to snuff. The tire had a bad gash in it, the tail piece was busted out, the bike may have been in gear when I got hit so I don't know if the tranny took a beating, but the bike was making a new noise when I was backing it up to help the guy put in on the trailer. I don't think it will be that bad but who knows. The lady in the bimmer knows people obviously since a personal non-uniform detective or so shit showed up in his Mercedes and was at his side the whole time. Obviously a family friend or something. The lady in the bimmer told me she had no idea how anything had happened. All she remembers was hearing the radio and talking to her roomate. Older lady, sort of cougerish. No matter how this turns out it will be an experience in seeing how my insurance company handles it and how it all comes out. Even if nothing comes of it, I will keep the bike. It just may not get to come to Alaska with me. __________________ -Alex- Resident TWFix Noob. My 06 GSXR 600 <-- Its Clickable Fools.

03-23-2009, 10:06 AM	#10
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	phone should be placed in such a way that it sounds like her colon is ringing... __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

03-23-2009, 12:47 AM	#2
zed yellow don't corner well Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kansas City, KS Moto: 06 ZX10R Posts: 1,243	good to hear you are ok. I've seen a bike that got smashed between two vehicles, she went to the hospital banged up pretty good. hope everything works out with the insurance.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode