04-25-2009, 07:50 AM | #1 |
The cows want you dead.
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Actual conversation! :O)
I really wish I was better with come backs. I always think of things a day later!
I'm at my son's ballgame last night. Drove there straight from work on the bike. I'm sitting on the bleachers with helmet and jacket beside me. One of the dads from my son's team gets there late. After sitting there a few minutes he starts asking me questions. "Did you ride a motorcycle?" ME: Yes "All by yourself?" ME: Yes "Did you change gears and EVERYTHING?" ME: Yes I couldn't help but laugh, he wasn't trying to be mean. He was flabbergasted and did NOT UNDERSTAND. I am thinking he probably doesn't get out of his small town much. I told my husband the answer to question number 3 should have been, "They have more than one gear???" |
04-25-2009, 07:57 AM | #2 |
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Cute. I get the kids asking me a lot if that is my bike, especially the little girls.
Don't feel bad, I'm always a day late with comebacks too. Last edited by racedoll; 04-25-2009 at 08:00 AM.. |
04-25-2009, 08:12 AM | #3 | |
The cows want you dead.
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There is a 3 year old girl whose brother is on the team too. I adore her!! She is so funny! She asked me last night if I rode a 4 wheeler! Last year she kept poking my gear and saying, "This is boys!" |
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04-25-2009, 01:22 PM | #4 |
yellow don't corner well
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04-25-2009, 07:53 PM | #5 |
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04-25-2009, 08:02 PM | #6 |
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I'm not getting why someone would ask "all by yourself?". I mean how that doesn't even make any sense.
Was the guy semi-retarded?
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04-25-2009, 11:15 PM | #7 | |
yellow don't corner well
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ok gals, that was complete sarcasm. |
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04-25-2009, 11:37 PM | #8 |
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"Do you ride a motorcycle"
"No. I drive one"
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04-25-2009, 11:53 PM | #9 |
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I get that at work sometimes- walk in carrying all my gear only to hear "Oh, did you ride today"?
I like to reply with a couple of classics: "Hell no- motorcycles are dangerous. Those things kill people." (with a totally straight face) "Nope, I just like to be really safe in my car." "No, why?" (with a puzzled expression) Some people just ask stupid questions.
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