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fart at them. ask them to guess what you ate based on the smell.
if they're dumb enough to guess, tell them they're wrong and that if they were REALLY from the gas company they'd be able to tell you based on your gas. slam the door. crack open a beer.
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Nomadic Tribesman
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
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I've been thinking of painting my hard hat with the logo of the gas company that I use so that I could pull it out and say, "OK, give me the name and phone number of your supervisor" then put it alongside the red bathrobe and dagger that I keep around for the religious types.
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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so how do they pretend to be from the gas company? their opening line must be hey pull my finger? I hate the religious ones. they used to drop shit at our apt complex all the time. I actually called one and made them come back and get their crap. we had no soliciting signs everywhere, apparently they're allowed to break rules as long as they ask for forgiveness later. |
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Nomadic Tribesman
Join Date: Nov 2008
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The last one actually came to my door saying that he was an employee of our gas company, while wearing a hat that had the name of one of these fly-by-night companies embroidered on it.
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
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I don't get any solicitors at my door anymore, (maybe it's the gargoyle on my front porch).
I do get calls from "Jeff", from my "local" yellow pages. Strange though, "Jeff" has a really heavy Indian accent, and when I ask him the name of my town, he says "The local one". ![]() Jeff spends a lot of time trying to selling yellow page ads to my cat, via speaker phone. JC
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
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hrm havent really had any solicitors in a while. The obamatrons were pretty onerous during the election but not much since. Id do remember some guy trying to sell frozen meat nd i let him take all of it off the truck before i told him i didnt want the shit
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