Kinda sad, but still funny

Fleck750 · 12-19-2009, 11:10 AM

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.

April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.

April Wright said, "Biggest concern was him being out there, getting kidnapped, getting run over, the alcohol, having to have his stomach pumped."

Wright says she woke up that night at 1:45 am and panicked when she found Hayden was gone. She says she put safety devices on all the doors so her kids couldn't get out, but Hayden was able to break the safety device off the doorknob and get outside.

Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father's footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking.

"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

The Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report says Hayden rang the doorbell a few houses down and the neighbor answered, finding the child holding a partially consumeed 12-ounce beer.

Wright said, "He got it out of my father's cooler in the back and how he got it open I don't understand because it was one of those tab beers."

But it doesn't stop there. The report said Hayden then snuck into a neighbor's house through an unlocked front door, and stole five wrapped Christmas gifts. One was a girl's brown dress which Hayden was wearing when police found him.

"Going to the neighbor's house and taking their presents, very embarrassing," said April.

She admits she was not just embarrassed, but scared, and rushed to the hospital that night with Hayden. She said she tries to be a good mother and loves her son, but now feels like a failure.

"Kids do things like this and it's out of your control, you can do the best you can as a mother, everyone makes mistakes, it was an honest mistake," she said.

Wright did meet with child protective services today who told her she will get to keep custody of Hayden.

the chi · 12-19-2009, 11:21 AM

Holy crap, sounds like an enterprising little kid. Although at 4 years of age, I dont know many children who cant get through any type of child safety device. Sad that he was trying to get to jail, thats a great start for a kid.

tommymac · 12-19-2009, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by The Chi

Holy crap, sounds like an enterprising little kid. Although at 4 years of age, I dont know many children who cant get through any type of child safety device. Sad that he was trying to get to jail, thats a great start for a kid.

I blame rap music

Tom

Avatard · 12-19-2009, 06:38 PM

That kid has gusto. If he gets some good direction, he could be dangerous, in a GOOD way. If not, he is sure to be dangerous in a bad way...but he's clearly got drive.

dReWpY · 12-19-2009, 07:40 PM

i heard about this, i actually laughed out loud

Kerry_129 · 12-19-2009, 08:08 PM

Funny, potentially sad - but 12oz or less of 4~5% required stomach-pumping? Sounds like a bit of a silly over-reaction, at first glance anyway.

Hell, many times I have heard the story about the time I was about 3 & helped myself to a big gulp from a can of beer at a bowling alley.

pauldun170 · 12-19-2009, 08:08 PM

"Most likely drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon due to the age and location"

cbrchick · 12-21-2009, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Kerry_129

Funny, potentially sad - but 12oz or less of 4~5% required stomach-pumping? Sounds like a bit of a silly over-reaction, at first glance anyway.

Hell, many times I have heard the story about the time I was about 3 & helped myself to a big gulp from a can of beer at a bowling alley.

Not an over reaction. Better to be safe than sorry. Don't know how much the kid could have drank and a little bit of alcohol on a tiny liver and kidneys could kill a child very quickly. You don't want him metabolizing whats left in the tummy.

karl_1052 · 12-21-2009, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by cbrchick

Not an over reaction. Better to be safe than sorry. Don't know how much the kid could have drank and a little bit of alcohol on a tiny liver and kidneys could kill a child very quickly. You don't want him metabolizing whats left in the tummy.

Apparently I drank a full Martini when I was 2. Look how I turned out.

Particle Man · 12-21-2009, 11:01 AM

Beer in hand

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TENN.

Hey, at least it wasn't shitville

12-19-2009, 11:10 AM	#1
Fleck750 Spiker bike Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: KCK Moto: KZ750 Posts: 1,629	Kinda sad, but still funny CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one. April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again. The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption. April Wright said, "Biggest concern was him being out there, getting kidnapped, getting run over, the alcohol, having to have his stomach pumped." Wright says she woke up that night at 1:45 am and panicked when she found Hayden was gone. She says she put safety devices on all the doors so her kids couldn't get out, but Hayden was able to break the safety device off the doorknob and get outside. Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father's footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking. "He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is." The Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report says Hayden rang the doorbell a few houses down and the neighbor answered, finding the child holding a partially consumeed 12-ounce beer. Wright said, "He got it out of my father's cooler in the back and how he got it open I don't understand because it was one of those tab beers." But it doesn't stop there. The report said Hayden then snuck into a neighbor's house through an unlocked front door, and stole five wrapped Christmas gifts. One was a girl's brown dress which Hayden was wearing when police found him. "Going to the neighbor's house and taking their presents, very embarrassing," said April. She admits she was not just embarrassed, but scared, and rushed to the hospital that night with Hayden. She said she tries to be a good mother and loves her son, but now feels like a failure. "Kids do things like this and it's out of your control, you can do the best you can as a mother, everyone makes mistakes, it was an honest mistake," she said. Wright did meet with child protective services today who told her she will get to keep custody of Hayden. __________________ I ride way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Author Unknown

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Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	That kid has gusto. If he gets some good direction, he could be dangerous, in a GOOD way. If not, he is sure to be dangerous in a bad way...but he's clearly got drive. __________________ Insert free thought here.

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12-19-2009, 08:08 PM	#6
Kerry_129 Semi-reformed Squid Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 531	Funny, potentially sad - but 12oz or less of 4~5% required stomach-pumping? Sounds like a bit of a silly over-reaction, at first glance anyway. Hell, many times I have heard the story about the time I was about 3 & helped myself to a big gulp from a can of beer at a bowling alley.