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Old 12-21-2009, 12:51 PM   #1
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Default Just got a text from my son.
"I'd run 4u, kill 4u, fight 4u, die 4u, cry 4U, even look a cop in the eye and lie 4u."

Is this what kids really text to each other?
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Old 12-21-2009, 12:53 PM   #2
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Give your son a swift beating when you get home.
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Old 12-21-2009, 12:56 PM   #3
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Give your son a swift beating when you get home.
Taking his phone away might be far more of a punishment, besides, the kid is 5'9" and 175lbs, he'd fucking laugh at me and he's only 12. By the time he's is 16 he'll be doing anything he pleases.
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Taking his phone away might be far more of a punishment, besides, the kid is 5'9" and 175lbs, he'd fucking laugh at me and he's only 12. By the time he's is 16 he'll be doing anything he pleases.
You gotta take control, pops.
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Old 12-21-2009, 12:58 PM   #5
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You gotta take control, pops.
Handcuffs and a bullwhip FTW
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Old 12-21-2009, 01:15 PM   #6
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Taking his phone away might be far more of a punishment, besides, the kid is 5'9" and 175lbs, he'd fucking laugh at me and he's only 12. By the time he's is 16 he'll be doing anything he pleases.
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There is no such thing as an equal relationship. Someone always gives more/gets more. Someone always has the final say. That includes friendships, family, marriages, work, you name it. If you have two people with "equal" say and they want something different, how will it ever be resolved? Someone has to give in, usually the "weaker" partner.
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Old 12-21-2009, 01:17 PM   #7
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Don't give him a car or phone once he is that old, he will fall in line once he starts riding the school bus and has to use pay phones.
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Old 12-21-2009, 01:27 PM   #8
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Don't give him a car or phone once he is that old, he will fall in line once he starts riding the school bus and has to use pay phones.
WTF is a pay phone?
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Old 12-21-2009, 01:30 PM   #9
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WTF is a pay phone?
It's what my son has....he talks, I pay.
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Old 12-21-2009, 01:32 PM   #10
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I'd die for you, I'd cry for you, I'd do anything, I'd lie for you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you, I'd cry for you if it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you
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