07-13-2010, 08:21 PM | #1 |
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at least she dies happy
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl..._to_death.html
A 30-year-old British woman's death, when using a sex toy while watching a porn movie, was probably caused by her state of arousal, officials said. Nicola Paginton, a children's nanny, was found dead in bed - naked from the waist down - in October as the porn movie played on her laptop, according to the Daily Mail. A pathologist and coroner said during an inquest that Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, likely caused by "her activity before death." the paper reported. Police had been called to Paginton's home after her employer, Sarah Griffths, went to her house when she failed to show up for work. She and a neighbor saw Paginton lying on her bed with her cat sitting on her chest, the newspaper said. Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...#ixzz0tbjTYAyd
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07-13-2010, 08:23 PM | #2 |
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The kid's dad was all like, "Yes! I didn't have to kill her to keep her quit."
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07-13-2010, 08:23 PM | #3 |
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Not what I was expecting her to look like. Not bad.
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07-13-2010, 08:55 PM | #4 |
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BS-the cat killed her and was just waiting to eat her eyes.
Either way it was death by pussy.
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07-14-2010, 10:44 AM | #5 |
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07-14-2010, 12:14 PM | #6 |
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That sucks. Though, I guess with a bum heart like that if the masturbation didn't kill her, something else would've.
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07-15-2010, 01:27 AM | #9 |
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