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Old 08-26-2010, 03:59 PM   #51
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You can keep the boys, I'm more in to men.
Off topic but that is so true. Sometimes you run into boys who pretend to be men, then you find out later they are little BOYS!
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Old 08-26-2010, 04:46 PM   #52
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"I have the golden pussy"
That's the one with the glitter, isn't it?

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Old 08-26-2010, 04:47 PM   #53
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Off topic but that is so true. Sometimes you run into boys who pretend to be men, then you find out later they are little BOYS!
Sometimes you run into girls pretending to be women, and your ass goes to jail.

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Old 08-26-2010, 05:15 PM   #54
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Old 08-26-2010, 06:31 PM   #55
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Old 08-26-2010, 06:35 PM   #56
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only stating this in reference of being made the inferior sex. simply saying i have what boys want. therefore i have the upperhand in one aspect of life at least.

geez, you people are waaaaay too literal.
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Old 08-26-2010, 07:25 PM   #57
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Old 08-27-2010, 11:25 AM   #58
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Classic.
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:52 PM   #59
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Ok.

Play that game and you are inferior. You can keep the boys, I'm more in to men.
men...boys...they're all only good for one thing. $$$$ there isn't anything either one can do for me that i can't do for myself.

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Some "boys" may want plastic tits, spray-on tan, and a "I have the golden pussy" attitude, but I don't.

I prefer a more natural woman, who is comfortable with her own body, and sexuality, and doesn't even think to use it as a weapon.

YMMV.
hey now! my boobs may be fake but my tan is 100% natural sunlight.
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Old 08-27-2010, 02:00 PM   #60
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men...boys...they're all only good for one thing. $$$$ there isn't anything either one can do for me that i can't do for myself.



yup, got that too.


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